POLITICAL JOKES GET ELECTED
*We have met the enemy and he is us.*
*~Pogo~ **aka Walt Kelly*
*If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.*
~Jay Leno~
*The problem with political jokes is they get elected.*
~Henry Cate, VII~
*We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office*
~Aesop~
*If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.*
~Will Rogers~
*Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.*
~Nikita Khrushchev~
*When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.*
~Clarence Darrow~
*Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.*
~Author unknown~
*Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.*
~John Quinton~
*Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.*
~Oscar Ameringer~
*I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.*
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
*A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.*
~ Tex Guinan~
*I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.*
~Charles de Gaulle~
*Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.*
~Doug Larson~
*There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on
Congressmen.*
~Will Rogers~
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away--Wows happen!!!