Inergetics Inc (fka NRTI)

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Inergetics, a world class manufacturer of sinking ships and broken dreams, is proud to announce that their partner, Joshua Sason, pinky swears to go away once he has made enough money to buy a solid gold car. Kras and James, the geniuses behind Inergetics (not the award-winning trapeze artists), are more than pleased with they way their partnership with Sason and his many subsidiaries have gone thus far, and applaud themselves for their decision to do business with such an upstanding human. "When we looked around the offices a few months back and realized that instead of expanding the company through our trademarked CBD brand, we could simply sign away the company for 150k," explains Jim Kras before wiping away a chin full of drool, "we immediately gave ourselves ice-pick lobotomies and called Mr. Sason right away. Stock now crash, go boom boom. I made poopy!!!" As Inergetics' stock continues to plummet, Mr. Kras plans on getting a gold star forehead from 'the nice lady' assigned to his care and also anticipates an endless supply of juice boxes to keep safe in his fanny pack.

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