Gnot drained.
Hope all are well.
Warm regards.

hah,

got my alias back!

no more ...25.

hope everyone is well.

Happy New Year folks!

BTW Paule, watch the alias'

just in case you hadn't noticed...

"Gnome on"
http://www.investorshub.com/beta/read_msg.asp?message_id=94244

is not "gnome"

don't let yourself be fooled by cheap imitations

hey Paulie, wanna cracker?

faerie

Etymology: Middle English fairie fairyland, fairy people, from Old French faerie, from feie, fee fairy, from Latin Fata, goddess of fate, from fatum fate
Date: 14th century

don't tempt fate.

respect your elders.

be a good parrot, or i'll put the cover back on your cage

re: Judd has been restored.

gee Nyc, you should have waited til Easter Monday

just for the halibut...

http://www.mnr.gov.on.ca/fishing/registry.html

yes, on occassion eom

hockeymom

8 shots on net ... and no goals?

tell him to keep it below the knees on the stick side.
try and set up the play for a screen shot.
or maybe...
pass to a better shooter

gnomeofmanyfacialscars

gee Viv

can't speak for nyc, but, i had a fight with Cointreau once.

it was tough.

switched to Grand Marnier.

gnomeinasnifter

"bailiff! whack his peepee..."

my money is on George Carlin.

gnomeoftheflashbacks

BTW

that video is not of gnome.

that's my cousin Pre..ahem..."Shorty"

gnome was down the way a bit...you know...just sittin' on the curb enjoying the skir..er day

kinkinmyneckgnome

HEY Waif! you awake?

can you hear the geese?
a whole squadron just flew over the house, sqwuaking like helll.
didn't know they flew at night.
LOL...wait til they try to land on the water, we've still got 3 feet of ice on the lake.
fish huts just came off this weekend.

and Ola's being nice again...sure sign of spring!

FORE!

and a...

FIVE!

and a ....

hmph..i'll show ya a gnomon. eom

Viv, AC Cobra? eom

BTW Happy St Pat's! eom

what was it?

hmmm .....


fast?

i don't know Pre...

there's something to be said for "yes" women

re: Good ideas..gnome, can I borrow some clothes?


you mean you want 'em back?

even with the eyeholes cut out?

so.... Colt,

"You could always take a third of Kermit the Frog, a third of the Jolly Green Giant, and a third of the Incredibile Hulk. Then put a beard on with some big ears and shrink the costume down to Leprechaun size."

you're suggesting that Viv go as gnome.

LOL great joke Pre! eom

VivDoll

i know a guy had a large weight problem, nothing worked.

apparently his body was taking & retaining too much of what he ate.

they ended up removing a portion of his colon, and it worked.
dropped about 200lbs

but he's pizzed as helll, claims the doctors way underplayed the danger factors until after the fact, and strongly recommends against the procedure.

if it ain't broke ....

Paule

the Australians expect to export 20% more kangaroo meat this year (directly due to mad cow)
main sales are in Europe.

kanga is very lean with a stong gamey taste.

keeps ya hoppin'

goinwalkaboutgnome

mr mom H²

you schmuck!

you left and didn't even say goodbye!

regards, gnome

hey Ola!

a friend is blind, has a beautiful seeing eye dog.

here's his favorite joke;

Why do blind people hate skydiving?
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.it scares the schhit out of the dog.

SportUtilityVehicle eom

SUV Nyc,

heard tell of one of the big boys getting into the suv market.
think it was freightliner, but not sure.
BIG sucker, 10 mpg.

imagine the airhorn

got company tonight,

Sammy is 3-1/2 years old.

over dinner he was telling me how much he liked John Dios (De-ohs)
Sammy has a John Dios bedspread, John Dios pillows, & John Dios wallpaper.
He really, really likes John Dios.

finally i couldn't take any more.
ok, i give up, who the heck is John Dios?

no-no. John Dios. they're tractors. they're green. Sammy loves 'em.

Sammy is way cool.

hi Pre!

re: "does waif still wear ladies bikini panties??"

well... yes.

and he's gotten pretty good at cutting the eyeholes in 'em too.

thanks pre

okay, so i exaggerated ...

truth is...

i'm tired of the way people prejudge on the basis of appearance.

i tried to portray a little rotund friendly fellow, because i'm tired of being ogled as i walk down the street (Pre, you can understand, i'm sure)
the leers & suggestive remarks of drooling women wear thin over time.
it's a burden i must learn to bear with grace (she's insatiable)

let's face it, no one thinks of "gnome" as an identity, a person with feelings and thoughts, an intellect, no...
just a tall handsome collection of pecs and abs.

just ask Waif, he tells me all the time.

of course i have to pay extra for that.

a little extrapolation goes a long way.

been reading some posts surmising about how everybody's posting in such a way as to give people the impression that they are something/one that they wish they really were.

rubbish!

gnome is proud to be gnome, and furthermore, here's why.

(rooters: news-wire)
World Dwarf-Tossing Championships - Sydney, Australia (March, 2000)
2nd Overall, Open Class, 1577pts - Gnome, CDN
Event Rankings
Hang time - 1st gross, 3.36sec, 2nd net, 12lb handicap
Distance - 1st gross, 38'9", 1st net, 12lb handicap
Bounces - 3rd, average 2.8/throw over 25 throws(non-handicapped event)
Spillage - 3rd, average 1.85 ounces/throw
Screaming - 1st, just gross, no net.
World Ranking - currently 3rd, up from 8th
Winnings - yr $3.18, career $85.70

those are the facts.
read 'em and weep, all you wannabees.

a friendly reminder,

PLEASE! check/change your smoke detector batteries.

just lost an old team-mate and his three young children.

angrygnome

lol a woman for all reasons eom

Dear Ola,

what happened to the polite, amusing, sophisticated, entertaining, intelligent gentleman i used to play bridge with?

desperatleyseeking3NT

hi BagMan!

unnerstand

a suggestion

don't know if it's been made before, but i'm not prepared to read all the posts

a who's online indicator, maybe instant messaging/invite
instead of messing up the boards with invites to chat

if possible, thanks, gnome

colt, come livechat

Mr Lafaye

your prescence is requested in the live!chat area of the site.

thank you for your attention to this matter.

ok then


all is forgiven ))