http://www.gaineycapital.com
Company home page with impressive Vimeo film of plant in
operation.

Stock halted at 7.62

I don't know why iHubbers don't follow this stock. Solid company with good dividends. Store brand foods continue to gain market share over name brands as consumer buying power continues to decrease. As it will this year because of Obamacare co-pays regardless of who wins election.

With the political turmoil in Brazil the Chinese just bought a huge mining enterprise for pennies on the dollar. Just about cornered the world supply of nitrium, or some rare metal like that.

Thanks, anybody that looked at a 6 or 12 month chart should
have been able to see that. Now the question is where is the
new bottom and how long to stay in cash before buying back
in, as I have a $4 target by Oct. The old rule followed by many
to exit the market in late May and stay away may be good advice
any year. But with the turbulence caused by the presidential
candidates and the lame duck do nothing's it looks like my
plan.

This is oversold and ready for a correction, in my opinion.
So I sold out at noon, leaving $210 on the table. I will return in the summer doldrums. Keep my chair at the table, lol.

High School Reunion -- You Can't Top Mary

Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since high school. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York’s leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.

Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.

Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Kansas and grow their own vegetables. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend’s honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses’ aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

SOFTBALL IN HEAVEN

Two 90-year-old guys, Leo and Frank, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Leo was dying, Frank visited him every day.

One day, Frank said: "Leo, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's softball there."

Leo looked up at Frank from his deathbed and replied: "Frank you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Leo passed on.

A few nights later, Frank was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Frank . . . Frank!"

"Who is it?" asked Frank sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"It's me, Leo," came the response.

"You're not Leo, Leo just died," said Frank.

"I'm telling you, it's me, Leo," insisted the voice.

"Leo!" Frank exclaimed. "I don't believe it! Where are you?"

"In Heaven," replied Leo. "I have some really good news and a little bad news for you."

"Tell me the good news first," said Frank.

"The good news," Leo explained, "is that there's softball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," said Frank. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."

Super funny this time of year..

http://laughmine.com/a-woman-moved-to-canada-and-writes-about-it-in-her-diary-her-feelings-change-pretty-fast/

Subject: Sex On Mars

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another...
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips..
He's got only a teeny,weenie member about half an inch long and just a
quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively
long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful.
How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache...
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears..'

IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT THIS, YOU ARE BEYOND HOPE!!!

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Gotta start with a joke today. Can't have another day like
yesterday's market.

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .”
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley .”
The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”
Gomer said, “well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”
“What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician.
“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, “There's Stanley with them two ass-holes.”

You get protection from the Secret Service Agent that until yesterday protected Obamas dogs. The SPCA was trying to take them claiming they were being brain damaged if they stayed in the White House.

Yes! You get to spend a day as Donald Trump's Media
and Press Agent to explain his views to college students.

The Hillbilly Engineer's Challenge

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called "smart" Yankee to take this exam:

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
(C) '66 Pontiac GTO

3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?

4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's will be drunk before the trees are cut down?

5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be hurt?

6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?

7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?

8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?

I betcha thought that this test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya?

It's okay if'n y'all didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya there's a whole heap of things that big city book-learning don't prepare ya for in this life.

As an added bonus for taking the "RED NECK CHALLENGE", here's some southerly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece....

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

The Hillbilly Engineer's Challenge

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called "smart" Yankee to take this exam:

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
(C) '66 Pontiac GTO

3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?

4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's will be drunk before the trees are cut down?

5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be hurt?

6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?

7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?

8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?

I betcha thought that this test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya?

It's okay if'n y'all didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya there's a whole heap of things that big city book-learning don't prepare ya for in this life.

As an added bonus for taking the "RED NECK CHALLENGE", here's some southerly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece....

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

Its gone full circle then, I saw it this morning on a FaceBook
Vietnam Veterans group page. I try not to duplicate but
between three iHub boards and several FB groups it is
getting hard to keep straight where I see these things. And
just when my memory has started to slip, to make it worse!

He is probably safe now..

http://mobile.wnd.com/2012/09/claim-obama-hid-gay-life-to-become-president/

You’ll love this one…

Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone, can’t you learn anything!!?"

One day Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought Tyrone had become the heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you will vote for Hillary. Some always keep
hope that there is a pony in the manure pile if you only dig deep
enough.

I Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect..

Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

Worse than that, if Trump gets the nomination I'll hold my nose
and vote for him.

THE CADDIE

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."

The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of our caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it
works, your round of golf is on me today.

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A
driver is far too much club for this hole."

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right."

The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice, but his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.


Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game ?"

The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week."

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.
Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said,"Well the 18 holes is no problem. however, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."

"COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots? They were incredible!"

The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that
they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."

The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other thinks he's the President."

Carburetor's frozen
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker w as swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

" OK, watch me closely and I'll show you."
The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."

Thanks for the info. Haven't been to Boyce for a couple of
years since my son sold his Ranger. But they were ok. I
never thot of them for Toyota and GMC truck but I guess
they can get parts at the new NAPA as well as the next guy.
Have a good Turkey Day. I've got to crash, was up early.

All the car repair shops that are left are unscrupulous and
they all are charging $100/ hour to cheat you. The good ones
died or retired. The sons that took some over cant run a
business.

Wow, it certainly is. You probably could have killed yourself
easily in that. How many seconds from Fasttrack past Ronnie's
to Proudy's?

I don't understand your last.. But who is the guy with the
shop and used car lot across the street from the Legion,
and next to the Golden Buck?

Bert is the guy that bought my motor and scrapped the
truck at Champions. Then he kinda stiffed me with a trade
for a door I needed so he got it for basicly nothing.

Yea I had a 8 track in a 3/4 ton Dodge Club Cab. Had 450
block and Robinson in Ovid put the motor in a stock car
5 or 6 years ago after it sat on my barn lawn for many years.

That is something! Never even heard about this. I was in
the army in 1961 but still, thought I'd have seen one in
college.

The Amish want it broken back up into private farmland,
which it was when the government bought it all up in 1940.
There are thousands of acres now Sampson State Park,
the Navy Base during WWII and then Air Force until 1956
that are public land. And the FL National Forest in the South
end of the county has thousands more. The county has to
put some of this back on the tax rolls. At least the depot has
an electrical infrastructure, also water, the rest doesn't. I
guess the plan is hold a public auction and see who bids.

I addressed the post to you as I know where you are and
would know about the deer. I don't hear much about the
depot and live 10 miles from it. A bunch of those deer have
escaped already, as sections of fence have been damaged,
fallen down or maybe been cut by trespassers and there is
nobody or money to keep them up. Seneca County Industrial
Development Corp (IDC) owns the property since 2000 but
has a dismal record of trying to find companies that want to
locate there, or that can manage to stay in business if they
do, even with all of the tax breaks they get. Some of the land
is permanently contaminated by radiation and heavy metals.
I don't care what they say. A lot of old men that worked there
are still around and they remember what they buried there.
The State built a maximum security prison there, and the
county sheriff a 30 million dollar jail. Both over what was
needed, but the thought was they could board prisoners
and make money with the jail. Nice concept. The only depot
property to make money was the housing area land and
quarters. And the money wasn't returned to the taxpayers.
Through a sweetheart deal, they were all transferred to a
developer. Of course they first had to be reconditioned and
upgraded at taxpayer expense. The developer made millions.
About a mile of Seneca Lake frontage went for pennies.

I don't know how this local story got attention way down
South in Tampa. Many of our snowbirds winter there I guess.
TTT and I both live near the depot and have seen these deer
all of our lives.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/nation/future-uncertain-for-rare-white-deer-at-former-weapons-site-wvideo/2254116

Daily Snort Snort...

An Irishman is drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs.

"That's about average up our way, folks... like I said - my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?

“Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whiskey, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

VISIT TO A TORONTO DOCTOR'S OFFICE

Canadian Healthcare is on a par with anyone’s.

A Syrian immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible!”

The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”

The Syrian does this and goes back to the doctor three days later and says "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”

"You were homesick,” replied the doctor.

Noooo, but thru that link I found another I like. I'll put here
while I still can paste it,

http://www.boredpanda.com/traveling-if-i-lay-here-karolina-jonderko/

I spent a year in Thailand.
As for the quokkas, they are very cuddly. But if you can't touch
them, how can one help them get dressed? Sweaters are the
attire for the chilly evenings here. I looked at so many selfies
and never found the end, was there an end or do they keep
adding pictures on the other side of the world? These guys
are marsupial so they must have a pocket for pepper spray.
My dogs are good at killing woodchucks. But nearsighted.

Living in wine tasters heaven, as I do in the wondrous
fingerlakes region, we roll with the seasons. In the Fall,
there is a big rodent turnover. The New York City rats
close up their cottages and return to the socialist rat nest
to become urban prey. The red squirrels, chipmunks, deer
mice, field mice and the occasional barn rat all move up
to the farmhouse where they join with the house mice and
plan for Thanksgiving. A wonderful time is being had by all,
but as the day is almost upon us it is getting quite boisterous.
As apéritifs are out of the question, but willing to entertain,
I set out some canapé of solid block rat poison in the garage
and pantry, and started thinking about a cat. Consulting
Angie's list, I see a Colorado stoner cat that goes by the
monicker Mr Meowgi, who is willing to relocate from his
mother's basement, where he has lived since he graduated
U of C. He says his mother passed up on a chance to get
50 coupons for free towards StarKist Tuna, in cans or pouch.
He's so miffed he might shed early this year. I told him about
the fields of catnip that grow wild here. He was to get back
to me after a nap. Is he up yet?

Nothing sucks up excess oil like a good regional war. Or two.
And with Africa ISIS expansion, maybe three. I heard funding
would not be hard to find, should they need it.