Pretty funny. For the most part, those are reasons most WOULD stand with Rand Paul. LOL And now we know why over almost every issue, the country is split 50/50. You have working Americans with moral values on one side, along with about 20% of nut jobs, and on the other side, you have liberal idiots, young people with no sense or experience at all yet, and about 35% nut jobs. If the nut jobs elect the next President, as they did the last one, we just might go completely away as a nation under some low life like HC.

Does anyone think the gamble of buying FAZ is worth it? Obviously, to pay off, you would have to hit it within no more than a few hundred points of the market high, AND a collapse would have to occur, AND you would have to sell out at the proper time. However, can you imagine 500 shares bought at $12.50 and then the market dropping in half? That $6,000 could be worth $20 million.

With my luck, I'd buy at $12, it would drop under $10. They would reverse it 1-5 to get share price back to $50, and I would have a whopping 100 shares. Rinse. Repeat. That has been the pattern of the past 6 years.

Just seems insane they can keep manipulating everything this long. But they DO!

Yes, an old JEW sprays cars while radical ISLAM impales people. Yet, the DC propaganda machine would have us believe that most of ISLAM is a peace loving people. Total BS! Stats show that almost 50% of them BELIEVE in jihad. So sick of the BS political correctness machine in DC and Hollywood. If these two places would crack open and drop into the earth and seal up, the world would be 10000000 times better.

This is what our propaganda machine would have us believe does not exist, while they tax the middle class to death and harass normal Americans:

http://www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/europe/item/19540-jihad-is-fine-so-says-80-percent-of-holland-s-young-turkish-muslims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2707322/Heads-sticks-Sick-ISIS-video-emerges-showing-50-beheaded-Syrian-soldiers-impaled-poles-held-aloft-Raqqa-city.html

http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/30/isis-use-torture-device-dubbed-the-biter-to-impale-women-who-breastfeed-in-public-5003605/

http://shoebat.com/2014/12/27/muslims-calling-revive-ancient-horrifying-execution-method-u-s-led-coalition-pilots-2/

DC MORONS should be focused on IMPORTANT things like this amnesty bill that OBOY wants to pass. Now that he has saddled America's EMPLOYERS with healthcare, which will drive many out of business, he wants to ADD to the welfare roles and raise the DEBT by about 150 BILLION.

Can you imagine 5-6 million INSTANT illegals getting social security cards and then filing for 4 years of earned income credits? $20,000-$24,000 x 6 million = $___________________

What is wrong with the people to not be rising up with pitchforks or at least refusing to work until DC STOPS wasting TRILLIONS of OUR money!

The "safety net" of welfare has become a HAMMOCK! Once on it, there is no reason to ever get off.

Unemployment percentages are a TOTAL JOKE! ONLY 44 million American have a job of at least 30 hours a week. Are not the rest considered UNEMPLOYED Mr. OBOY?????

The REPUBLIC will soon DIE if this amnesty bill passes.

http://www.newsmax.com/US/illegals-executive-amnesty-tax-breaks-IRS/2015/02/06/id/623192/


http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/02/04/irs-offering-extra-tax-refunds-illegal-immigrants-granted-amnesty-president-obama

The fact that only 44% of Americans 18 and over actually have a job of 30+ hours a week is astonishing. All those on welfare and working part-time and transitioning ARE NOT COUNTED in their OFFICIAL unemployment numbers.

True unemployment is probably over 50% now, but you will never hear the DC scum tell the truth on ANYTHING.

I suppose that has been my stance as well, but aging has made me grow impatient. LOL

http://www.allnewspipeline.com/Completely_Taken_Over.php

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/consumption-crashes-in-december-the-country-has-clearly-entered-recession_02022015

Even though idealistic and simplistic, this is why I am now so angry and impatient and tired of waiting for the end to come. When it does, it is the fault of the lunatics in charge of every gov't on the planet. The 1/10 of 1% super-rich are almost all completely evil.

OK, so the inclusion of Jenner, and a seemingly unrelated topic (although not if you are astute) may have confused some.

Point being, don't the people here, and on thousands of other "the sky is falling" chat boards, get tired of watching time march on, with little change or predictions coming true, except that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer?

The same basic message has been proclaimed in each generation almost since the beginning of time, yet a new set dies, and another begins the chant.

Just saying, it is getting old, almost as quickly as those proclaiming it. How many here have bought more "crap" to deal with the invasion forces, the corrupt gov't, the coming crush of liberty, 1984, the end of the world scenarios, etc. that they wish they never had?

If answered honestly, a lot of old, useless crap, gold coins never to be spent, and expiration dates abound.

They buy them because they have made so much freaking money on stocks, while the "end of the world" people keep yelling and getting poorer. They have so much money, why not buy a survival home? They also bought $100 million dollar ranches, penthouses, companies, and went on a gazillion vacations. They probably buy gold, silver, guns, and survival food too. Why? Because they buy EVERYTHING and CAN! They have too much money to spend in 100 lifetimes.

The rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. Same old thing forever.

Bruce Jenner will spend millions to become a woman, because he's bored! Hundreds of millions and he's bought everything money can buy. Now he starts buying something else in hopes of finding happiness.

Time marches on and no end of the world or stocks in sight. It will happen, as in 1987, 2001, 2008, but it will always come roaring back. The rich HAVE to put their money somewhere!

Does anyone seriously still think that the bankers will lose control at some point? Does anyone seriously still think that all the doomsayers will not simply die and be replaced with more doomsayers? Does anyone seriously still think that the crooks in charge, ALL living like billionaires -- bankers, heads of State, Congressmen, Corp. CEO's -- cannot ALWAYS figure out a way to keep living like billionaires, and keep figuring out how to make debt and deficits mean NOTHING?

Look at how long "the end is near" has been preached. At least 28 years -- since 1987.

Everything that makes logical sense no longer applies. It's all babble, and the PTB keep laughing all the way to THEIR banks.

The Glenn Becks, Paul Roberts, and a host of others have been wrong on all accounts. The crooks are firmly in control, and it seems that is how it will always be. Sad but true.

REVELATION!

The bankers will continue to control the world. Everyone who sees that things are not rosy, but manipulated and scheming, will get old and die. The stock market will continue to hit new highs every 10 years. Everyone waiting for the apocalypse or "revolution" will die complaining. Too bad, it is the reality.

http://www.stevequayle.com/index.php?s=33&d=1037

From Gerald Celente:

As I have emphasized for years, we already exist in the dystopia forecast by George Orwell. Jobs are created by hypothetical add-ons to the reported payroll figures and by inappropriate use of seasonal adjustments. Inflation is erased by substituting lower priced items in the inflation index for those that rise in price and by redefining rising prices as quality improvements. Real GDP growth is magicked into existence by deflating nominal GDP with the understated measure of inflation. Now corporations without factories are going to produce US manufacturing output, US exports, and US manufacturing jobs!

Every sphere of our existence is defined by propaganda. Consequently, we have reached a perfect state of nihilism. We can believe nothing that we are told by government, corporations, and the presstitute media.

We live in a lie, and the lie is ever expanding.

The last, and current, administration have worked in concert for a particular path. One to destroy America's middle class entirely. Slaves all will be soon.

A Second American Revolution Is Now Inevitable

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/a-second-american-revolution-is-now-inevitable_06112014

A Second American Revolution Is Now Inevitable

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/a-second-american-revolution-is-now-inevitable_06112014

A Second American Revolution Is Now Inevitable

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/a-second-american-revolution-is-now-inevitable_06112014

Blood-soaked fanatics who make Al Qaeda look amateur: Formidable army of 12,000 black-clad fanatics who rule by beheading, amputation and crucifixion

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2655660/Blood-soaked-fanatics-make-Al-Qaeda-look-amateur-Formidable-army-12-000-black-clad-fanatics-rule-beheading-amputation-crucifixion.html

Blood-soaked fanatics who make Al Qaeda look amateur: Formidable army of 12,000 black-clad fanatics who rule by beheading, amputation and crucifixion

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2655660/Blood-soaked-fanatics-make-Al-Qaeda-look-amateur-Formidable-army-12-000-black-clad-fanatics-rule-beheading-amputation-crucifixion.html

Blood-soaked fanatics who make Al Qaeda look amateur: Formidable army of 12,000 black-clad fanatics who rule by beheading, amputation and crucifixion

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2655660/Blood-soaked-fanatics-make-Al-Qaeda-look-amateur-Formidable-army-12-000-black-clad-fanatics-rule-beheading-amputation-crucifixion.html

Russia Is Doing It – Russia Is Actually Abandoning The Dollar: “This Is Huge”

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/russia-is-doing-it-russia-is-actually-abandoning-the-dollar-this-is-huge_06112014

Russia Is Doing It – Russia Is Actually Abandoning The Dollar: “This Is Huge”

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/russia-is-doing-it-russia-is-actually-abandoning-the-dollar-this-is-huge_06112014

Russia Is Doing It – Russia Is Actually Abandoning The Dollar: “This Is Huge”

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/russia-is-doing-it-russia-is-actually-abandoning-the-dollar-this-is-huge_06112014

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/05/25/war-inevitable-paul-craig-roberts/

Markets are rising on low volume and low volatility. So, if FED keeps interest rates suppressed for years, and if the wealthy continue to feed the market, short of a natural catastrophe or unexpected ward, what could make it ever drop again?

Up is now down in this screwed up world where facts no longer matter, it seems.

Beginning to think that reason and facts mean nothing in this day and age. Surely, they will matter at some point, but those in control seem to be able to defy the laws of physics, and I suppose they could continue to until I am long gone. Markets keep climbing, and governments keep churning. What will possibly change things, short of an act of God, that TPTB cannot control?

How do you know this?

Muslims My Ass...

Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America 's history."

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE

I want to shake the guy's hand that wrote this...

Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?

Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?

Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?

Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?

Have you shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout?

Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?

The answer is no, you have not. Just ask yourself WHY ???

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the:

United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence ?

Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not.

In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?

Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era?

Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?

Where were Muslims during World War II?

They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazis in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?

If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims whose asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America ...

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .

Also, don't forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15.2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers.

That, Mr. Obama, is the "Muslim heritage" in America

Muslim Heritage, my ass.

They tell us we shouldn't judge all Muslims by the actions of a few extremists,

But we SHOULD judge all gun owners by the actions of a few extremists.

http://goethals1907-2007.blogspot.com/2014/03/muslims-my-ass.html

Muslims My Ass...

Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America 's history."

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE

I want to shake the guy's hand that wrote this...

Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?

Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?

Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?

Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?

Have you shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout?

Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?

The answer is no, you have not. Just ask yourself WHY ???

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the:

United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence ?

Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not.

In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?

Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era?

Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?

Where were Muslims during World War II?

They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazis in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?

If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims whose asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America ...

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .

Also, don't forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15.2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers.

That, Mr. Obama, is the "Muslim heritage" in America

Muslim Heritage, my ass.

They tell us we shouldn't judge all Muslims by the actions of a few extremists,

But we SHOULD judge all gun owners by the actions of a few extremists.

http://goethals1907-2007.blogspot.com/2014/03/muslims-my-ass.html

Muslims My Ass...

Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America 's history."

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE

I want to shake the guy's hand that wrote this...

Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?

Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?

Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?

Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?

Have you shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout?

Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?

The answer is no, you have not. Just ask yourself WHY ???

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the:

United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence ?

Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not.

In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?

Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era?

Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?

Where were Muslims during World War II?

They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazis in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?

If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims whose asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America ...

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .

Also, don't forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15.2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers.

That, Mr. Obama, is the "Muslim heritage" in America

Muslim Heritage, my ass.

They tell us we shouldn't judge all Muslims by the actions of a few extremists,

But we SHOULD judge all gun owners by the actions of a few extremists.

http://goethals1907-2007.blogspot.com/2014/03/muslims-my-ass.html

What's sad is that there are still people in the country who actually believe that because "their guy and party" win an election, that that person and party give a rat's ass about them. EVERYTHING politicians do in DC on BOTH sides has an ulterior motive, and you can bet with 100% surety, it is NOT in the American citizens' best interest.

Until the REPUBLIC is restored, the current path to oligarchy will be assured.

OUR gov't is in control. Make no mistake. Everyone knows North America holds enough oil to supply all our needs with ZERO from the middle east. The question of the century is, "WHY won't they use it, rather than forcing Americans to pay insane prices?" The answer will one day be very apparent and painful, I fear. Get ready for your mark and bending over a lot, or take one of the 8 million seats in camp being readied . . . or fall in a hole being dug for you. Sad state of affairs.

Still wonder if AZ ranch will pop up again for the psychopaths to make their statement of what is coming?

Might this be HUGE??? Between the economic reality being hidden, and this, the world could slip into pandemonium quickly.

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/video-militias-are-on-route-is-the-2nd-american-revolution-starting-in-bunkerville-nevada_04102014

Might this be HUGE??? Between the economic reality being hidden, and this, the world could slip into pandemonium quickly.


http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/video-militias-are-on-route-is-the-2nd-american-revolution-starting-in-bunkerville-nevada_04102014

Might this be HUGE??? Between the economic reality being hidden, and this, the world could slip into pandemonium quickly.

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/video-militias-are-on-route-is-the-2nd-american-revolution-starting-in-bunkerville-nevada_04102014

It is EVERY area of the gov't. Anyone who still believes that a person, liberal or conservative, Repub or Dem, can go to Washington, or rise to a high position in gov't, stay there for any length of time, and not become corrupt, and eventually a sociopath, is still living in a dream world. EVERY gov't on the planet IS CORRUPT to the core.

People poke at Putin or some third world dictator, but ALL gov'ts, at the top, are full of nothing but crooks, sociopaths, and psychopaths.

I'd tell you what the problem is, but then the message would get distorted, so let's just leave it at "money and power corrupt." Think sports stars or Bieber, and you get the power of perceived fame and fortune.

Don't know if this is factual, but it would not surprise me, and it is hilarious. Only in America . . . the land that makes nothing, worships entertainment, and will probably collapse because of that mindset.

>
> WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR
> JOBS.............
>
>
> 1. Chicago Cubs
> outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
> "I wan' all dem
> kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
> kids to copulate me."
>
>
> 2. New Orleans Saint RB
> George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
> season:
> I want to rush for 1,000
> or 1,500 yards, whichever comes
> first.."
>
>
> 3. And, upon hearing Joe
> Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
> "I'd run over my
> own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
> Matt Millen of the
> Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom,
> too."
>
>
> 4. Torrin Polk, University
> of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treat us like
> mens. He let us wear earrings.."
>
>
> 5. Football commentator and
> former player Joe Theismann:
> "Nobody in football
> should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Einstein."
>
>
> 6. Senior basketball player
> at the University of Pittsburgh :
> "I'm going to
> graduate on time, no matter how long it
> takes.."
> (Now that is
> beautiful)
>
>
> 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida
> State football coach:
> "You guys line up
> alphabetically by height.."
> And, "You guys pair
> up in groups of three, and then line up in a
> circle."
>
>
> 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva
> on Mike Tyson going to prison:
> "Why would anyone
> expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three
> years, not Princeton .."
>
>
> 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago
> Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo
> of himself above his locker:
> "That's so when
> I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
> clothes."
>
>
> 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing
> trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight
> Andrew Golota:
> "He's a guy who
> gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of
> what time it is."
>
>
> 11. Chuck Nevitt , North
> Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
> Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
> "My sister's expecting a
> baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
> or an aunt. (I
> wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in
> January)
>
>
>
> 12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz
> president, on a former player:
> "I asked him,
> 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
> apathy?'
> He said, 'Coach, I
> don't know and I don't
> care.'"
>
>
>
> 13. Shelby Metcalf,
> basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
> player who received four F's and one D:
> "Son, looks to me
> like you're spending too much time on one
> subject."
>
>
> 14. In the words of NC State
> great Charles Shackelford:
> "I can go to my left
> or right, I am amphibious."
>
>
>
> 15. Former Houston Oilers
> coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his
> wife on all the road trips,
> Phillips responded:
> "Because she's too ugly to kiss
> good-bye."

Don't know if this is factual, but it would not surprise me, and it is hilarious. Only in America . . . the land that makes nothing, worships entertainment, and will probably collapse because of that mindset.

>
> WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR
> JOBS.............
>
>
> 1. Chicago Cubs
> outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
> "I wan' all dem
> kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
> kids to copulate me."
>
>
> 2. New Orleans Saint RB
> George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
> season:
> I want to rush for 1,000
> or 1,500 yards, whichever comes
> first.."
>
>
> 3. And, upon hearing Joe
> Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
> "I'd run over my
> own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
> Matt Millen of the
> Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom,
> too."
>
>
> 4. Torrin Polk, University
> of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treat us like
> mens. He let us wear earrings.."
>
>
> 5. Football commentator and
> former player Joe Theismann:
> "Nobody in football
> should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Einstein."
>
>
> 6. Senior basketball player
> at the University of Pittsburgh :
> "I'm going to
> graduate on time, no matter how long it
> takes.."
> (Now that is
> beautiful)
>
>
> 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida
> State football coach:
> "You guys line up
> alphabetically by height.."
> And, "You guys pair
> up in groups of three, and then line up in a
> circle."
>
>
> 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva
> on Mike Tyson going to prison:
> "Why would anyone
> expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three
> years, not Princeton .."
>
>
> 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago
> Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo
> of himself above his locker:
> "That's so when
> I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
> clothes."
>
>
> 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing
> trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight
> Andrew Golota:
> "He's a guy who
> gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of
> what time it is."
>
>
> 11. Chuck Nevitt , North
> Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
> Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
> "My sister's expecting a
> baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
> or an aunt. (I
> wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in
> January)
>
>
>
> 12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz
> president, on a former player:
> "I asked him,
> 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
> apathy?'
> He said, 'Coach, I
> don't know and I don't
> care.'"
>
>
>
> 13. Shelby Metcalf,
> basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
> player who received four F's and one D:
> "Son, looks to me
> like you're spending too much time on one
> subject."
>
>
> 14. In the words of NC State
> great Charles Shackelford:
> "I can go to my left
> or right, I am amphibious."
>
>
>
> 15. Former Houston Oilers
> coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his
> wife on all the road trips,
> Phillips responded:
> "Because she's too ugly to kiss
> good-bye."
>

Don't know if this is factual, but it would not surprise me, and it is hilarious. Only in America . . . the land that makes nothing, worships entertainment, and will probably collapse because of that mindset.

>
> WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR
> JOBS.............
>
>
> 1. Chicago Cubs
> outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
> "I wan' all dem
> kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
> kids to copulate me."
>
>
> 2. New Orleans Saint RB
> George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
> season:
> I want to rush for 1,000
> or 1,500 yards, whichever comes
> first.."
>
>
> 3. And, upon hearing Joe
> Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
> "I'd run over my
> own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
> Matt Millen of the
> Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom,
> too."
>
>
> 4. Torrin Polk, University
> of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treat us like
> mens. He let us wear earrings.."
>
>
> 5. Football commentator and
> former player Joe Theismann:
> "Nobody in football
> should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Einstein."
>
>
> 6. Senior basketball player
> at the University of Pittsburgh :
> "I'm going to
> graduate on time, no matter how long it
> takes.."
> (Now that is
> beautiful)
>
>
> 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida
> State football coach:
> "You guys line up
> alphabetically by height.."
> And, "You guys pair
> up in groups of three, and then line up in a
> circle."
>
>
> 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva
> on Mike Tyson going to prison:
> "Why would anyone
> expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three
> years, not Princeton .."
>
>
> 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago
> Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo
> of himself above his locker:
> "That's so when
> I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
> clothes."
>
>
> 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing
> trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight
> Andrew Golota:
> "He's a guy who
> gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of
> what time it is."
>
>
> 11. Chuck Nevitt , North
> Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
> Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
> "My sister's expecting a
> baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
> or an aunt. (I
> wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in
> January)
>
>
>
> 12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz
> president, on a former player:
> "I asked him,
> 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
> apathy?'
> He said, 'Coach, I
> don't know and I don't
> care.'"
>
>
>
> 13. Shelby Metcalf,
> basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
> player who received four F's and one D:
> "Son, looks to me
> like you're spending too much time on one
> subject."
>
>
> 14. In the words of NC State
> great Charles Shackelford:
> "I can go to my left
> or right, I am amphibious."
>
>
>
> 15. Former Houston Oilers
> coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his
> wife on all the road trips,
> Phillips responded:
> "Because she's too ugly to kiss
> good-bye."
>

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'".

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a "post turtle" was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'".

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a "post turtle" was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."