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....if Bush was a woman....
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http://www.funsnap.com/1/bushgirl.swf
An Elderly couple was sitting in church one Sunday morning.
Suddenly, the lady leans in close to her husband and whispers, "I just let off a silent fart! What should I do?"
Her husband replied, "the first thing you should do is replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"
A norwegian, italian and chinese show up for work at a
mine... the boss needs help and hires all three...
They go into the mine and the boss says to the italian..
"I need you to knock the ore off of the wall with a
pick axe, is that OK?".. Italian says "OK"
He then says to the Norwegian, "I need you to shovel the
the ore into the wagon so we can push it out of the mine,
is that OK?".. the Norwegian says, "not a problem"
He then says the Chinese guy, "I need you to be in
charge of the supplies for these guys and asks him
if thats OK?" Chinese guy says, "Sure"
2 hours later the boss comes back to see how its going..
Asks the Norwegian and the Italian how its going, they
both say, "fine, No problems."
Boss then asks, "Where's the Chinese guy I left in charge
of supplies.. Both men shrug their shoulders and say they
haven't seen him since the boss left the first time...
The boss in somewhat of a panic says, "We got to find him
in case he's lost in the mine!"
After yelling and searching for 2 hours and not finding him
they stop in a cavern and discuss what might have happened to him...
All of a sudden the Chinese guy jumps off of a ledge and
lands in front of all three guys and yells!!!
here goes....
you may or may not like this....
"SUPPLIES!!!"
One of those Days
I went into the 7-11 gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt
.....little known fact....George W. Bush was actually turned down by the Navy for flight training after he identified Pensacola as a soft drink.....
A 'touchy-feely' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist."
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
george
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
Use your mouse to drag him if he gets stuck!
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows.
BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.
MFYS -- Medify Solutions Ltd.
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Investors Update for Year End '05
Medify Solutions Limited
Investors Update
Dear Investor
Welcome to our latest Investor Update in which we bring you news of Medify's progress in the UK and other markets. We are also publishing our year end accounts, which are included in this update.
Developments since the September Investor Update
Medify continues to make strong headway in the NHS, which represents major growth opportunities in the future. With 1.4 million staff working in the NHS the potential for Medify's remote technology is very encouraging, although time scales for completing sales contracts in this public sector service can be longer than in the private sector.
During QI 2006, the NHS is undertaking a programme called 'Reconfiguring the NHS', which could lead to further changes in structure and direction which may impact on regional and local bodies' ability to make decisions. Therefore, some IT decisions may be delayed which could slow the progress of many of our pilot projects and roll out of those. NONE have been cancelled.
Despite these challenges we are now moving forward with our pilot programme for remote delivery of patient notes in Doncaster Primary Care Trust. This programme will be delivered through our partnership with EMIS, one of the leading IT providers to the NHS in the UK.
EMIS have also recently secured the go ahead to connect to the UK Government's national IT health spine, using their GP2GP system, which will ensure that electronic patient records can be transferred across the country; this obviously represents a major opportunity for Medify to provide the remote technology solution to support companies like EMIS, with their own market expansion plans.
Our current contract with Olympus in Gateshead is starting to deliver regular revenues and is now expanding into other outlets. We hope to roll out this programme to 10 hospitals via Olympus by summer 2006. This is clear evidence of Medify's potential as high revenue earning technology business. Medify's technology is being used as an integral training element of the Olympus Blood Tracking system used to handle blood and blood products, securely and safely.
We are also becoming more focused in our approach in terms of partnerships and concentrating on developing those alignments that can deliver revenue within the next 12 -18 months. Hence we have decided not to invest further resources in some of the previously mentioned concepts at this stage.
While sales are moving forward in the UK Medify has decided to bring forward its plans for sales into other world markets, starting with mainland Europe, in order to generate larger revenues during 2006- as have co-incidentally some other suppliers to the NHS as reported in the press recently.
The recent CM license contract is clear evidence of potential for sales in Europe and other markets. We will continue to develop the NHS, but in parallel we are also now devoting considerable efforts towards developing sales in world markets.
During the quarter to December 2005, the Company completed the acquisition of Medify Limited in an all share agreement. The shareholders of Medify Limited accepted 10m Ordinary Stock of Medify Solutions Limited for their entire shareholding. The company decided not to pursue the acquisition of Nitesprite Limited following detailed due diligence of the technology.
The year-end accounts for the UK operating companies are being audited but the final consolidation with the US holding company has been delayed by the lack of information in the US company. Prior to the acquisition of Medify Solutions Limited, the original shell company incorrectly issued shares and we have now obtained the affidavits to cancel 26,000,000 shares; we have recently been advised that this process which is ongoing needs to be completed before the figures can be signed off and used to support any application to a higher board.
In the interim, we are publishing our year-end management accounts for the UK operating company in this issue. In line with our business plan the figures reflect our current position as a business that is in initial launch phase.
In addition to developing operating revenue we are pursuing potential sources of secondary funding to support and accelerate our expansion plans, and also to minimise any delay that may arise from the 'Reconfiguring the NHS Program'. In the period to December 2005, the Directors have agreed the deferred sale of some of their Restricted Shares; they have loaned the cash to the Company to provide operating finance. The company has also agreed a funding stream with a New York finance house by the issuance of shares under Rule 504, these funds will be drawn down as required.
We have achieved significant progress and recognition within the market place throughout this first year of trading as a public company, indeed we consider ourselves to be ahead of where we expected to be, and are confident that the anticipated revenue streams should begin to be realised during the next 12 month trading period.
We recognise the need to improve our communication with the investment community, whose support we value, and have appointed Stock Targets to manage this process. It is important to note that the market we are operating within is by nature very cautious, and any parties involved in that market have to be extremely diligent with any information that can be released into the public domain.
We look forward to 2006 as a year when we will see further strength in operating revenue in both the UK and overseas.
The above news release has been provided by the above company via Pink Sheets News Service. Issuers of news releases and not Pink Sheets are solely responsible for the accuracy of the such news releases.
Wife School
sound
http://13gb.com/media.php?id=1257
my opinion...people, me included, see MFYS hiring StockTargets as a smoke screen to facilitate not filing numbers
Medify Solutions Ltd (Pink Sheets: MFYS) is faced with strong demand from Italian market
Wednesday March 29, 8:30 am ET
GATESHEAD, UK, March 29 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ - Medify Solutions (Pink Sheets: MFYS - News) is pleased to announce the extension of the distribution for its MedifyRemote solution following the signing of its license agreement with CM Isitel SpA, a member of the CM Group. The initial distribution of MedifyRemote was planned for the area of Rome and surrounding region, however a second region has now been included into the first wave.
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Under the phased plan, branded distribution of the handheld devices (SmartPhones) to the medical community will begin as per the contract PR, allowing physicians and nurses secure remote access to electronic patient medical records. Jonathan Bryant, president and CEO, states: "The initial phase is on target but we now we are planning for double the volume". He added, "Demand is not just starting, it is strong now both in the UK and our Global business". Please see company announcement at http://www.medifysolutions.com.
Medify Solutions Inc. (Pink Sheets: MFYS - News) is the first business to have developed a Secure Remote Access product, addressing critical requirements of the UK National Health Service, and many other medical computer systems, bringing the latest flexible integrated wireless and web-based technologies for healthcare provision. MedifyRemote, its leading product, is an application that allows remote access to patient records through a Pocket PC. This solution is not specific to any single clinical data system, but applicable to all the NHS /Healthcare software systems in any healthcare market. The company's website is http://www.medifysolutions.com.
This news release contains forward-looking statements that are subject to certain risks and uncertainties that may cause actual results to differ materially from those projected on the basis of such forward-looking statements. The words "estimate," "project," "intends," "expects," "believes," and similar expressions are intended to identify forward-looking statements. Such forward-looking statements are made based on management's beliefs, as well as assumptions made by, and information currently available to, management pursuant to the "safe-harbour" provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. For a more complete description of these and other risk factors that may affect the future performance of StockTargets, see "Risk Factors" in the Company's Annual Report on Form 10-KSB and its other filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Readers are cautioned not to place undue reliance on these forward-looking statements, which speak only as of the date made and the Company undertakes no obligation to disclose any revision to these forward-looking statements to reflect events or circumstances after the date made or to reflect the occurrence of unanticipated events.
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Source: Medify Solutions Ltd.
Relationship
Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine.
He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.
And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"
And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Gee, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.
And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.
And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward . . . I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?
And Roger is thinking: . . . so that means it was . . . let's see. February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means . . . lemme check the odometer . . . Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.
And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed - even before I sensed it - that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.
And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.
And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.
And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90-day warranty. That's exactly what they're gonna say, the rats.
And Elaine is thinking: maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.
And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their .... "Roger," Elaine says aloud. "What?" says Roger, startled.
"Please don't torture yourself like this," she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. "Maybe I should never have . . . I feel so . . ." (She breaks down, sobbing.)
"What?" says Roger.
"I'm such a fool," Elaine sobs. "I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse."
"There's no horse?" says Roger.
"You think I'm a fool, don't you?" Elaine says.
"No!" says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.
"It's just that . . . It's that I . . . I need some time," Elaine says.
(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)
"Yes," he says.
(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.)
"Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?" she says.
"What way?" says Roger.
"That way about time," says Elaine.
"Oh," says Roger. "Yes."
(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)
"Thank you, Roger," she says.
"Thank you," says Roger.
Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechs he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it. (This is also Roger's policy regarding world hunger.)
The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.
Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:
"Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?"
PR firm is not free
audited numbers would have been better than pr firm
Jon was excited about his new rifle and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear.
The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have sex." Jon decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him.
The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there.
The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Medify Solutions Ltd (Pink Sheets: MFYS) hires StockTargets Inc. as investor and public relations firm
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
S M: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
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SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or "Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I'd say, "Beethoven!", I'd get beautiful classical music and if I said "Beatles, "I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Then one day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Arseholes!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax!
I LOVE THIS CAR
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you witch!"
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now or I'll kick your azz!"
Suddenly, both he and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to the guy and says...
"For someone who can't fly, you sure are a ballsy bastard!"
That Weathered Old Barn
The weathered old barn that stands in the field
Is just a remnant of days long past
Gives me memories made in other times
But the memories linger and last
The hayloft was spacious and dusty
The loft door let in the sun
But the ladder that took us to it
Was the ladder to so much fun
Many days spent in the hayloft
Pretending was just a game
My sister and I loved singing
As we watched out the door at the rain
We could sing as loud as we wanted
The cows never minded at all
We watch as the neighbor sat milking
As the shadows fell on the walls
Oh, the smell of fresh hay in the loft
And the sounds of the animals there
As we sat and we sang in that old barn
Memories of today were made there.
That weathered old barn, no longer needed
It just stands, leaning into the wind
But the things that it sheltered and cared for
Are my memories of what it was then.
By: Jene' Lind
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long!!
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed.
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things
A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies.
They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line,the last person in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off.
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself,"There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire, !
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole damn thing.
For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
1. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
2. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
3. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
4. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
5. A day without sunshine is like night.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
8. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
9. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
10. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
11. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
12. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
13. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
15. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
16. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
17. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
18. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
19. Half the people you know are below average.
20. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
21. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
22. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
23. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
24. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
25. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
26. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
27. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
29. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
31. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
32. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
33. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
34. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
35. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
36. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
37. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
38. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
39. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
40. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
41. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
42. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
43. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
44. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
45. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
46. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
47. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
48. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
52. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
53. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
54. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
55. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
SHARING
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered
(This is great)
"THE TEETH."
solidgold
Company had nothing good to say...<<
Company had nothing to say
NUMBERS
ANY NUMBERS
NUMBERS PLEASE
verylongonmfys
>>fundamentally, MFYS is getting stronger.
That fact is irrefutable.<<
show me some numbers to back up fundamentally stronger
verylongonmfys its a hell of alot closer to empty than half full
verylongonmfys
appears to me that the glass is empty
What with majestic--ac
i sought 19511 Weid Rd. Spring, Tx and got Majestic AC
http://www.hvaclocator.com/heating-air-conditioning/listing/1640456/us/tx/spring/majestic--ac.html
Trials and Tribulations of the older generation.
In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time.
At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully "I'd have to say... I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked ..
"Is that one word or two words?