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There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by
stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up.
The pharmacist said "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am." She said "I'm
not sure, they're for my Camels.", at which point he fainted.
ROFL, thats courtesy right there! hahaha
The Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan
and yelled,
'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'
the best part is that there are some numbers that have been taken from the flier...
im assuming ichi and klausby are in a bidding war for it
Ok .......skip my pm about the hooters then............
I think he has 48DDD he said.........
you want milk with that?
kinky dude............but what the hellllllllllllllll.......
yes indeed
gonna have to drag Soapy out........
yes indeed
gonna have to drag Soapy out........
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That 's right........
plus you got big TATASSSSSSSSSS
bleecker can have one and ill play with teh other
that was last week
It is a great idea................
i thought you were the flavor of the week?
Vegas baby.............cheap for everyone????????????
Gonna have to do that fer real.........
can geezy come? drinking age is 21 though.......
ask your GF.......
Good Idea.............
WTF...do i get to come?
so, when we going???????
about 1500 miles from okie land........
about 2 hours from my summer house though.:)
Oh yeah had dinner there once..........meet a girl who lives there stayed with her during HOF ........daughter worked there as a hostess............FINE............
One block off main if I remember right............
IT is a great Town...........
How far of a drive for you..............???
Kirby...dude could surely hit.......helluva guy too
lol....Ill take your word for it,,,,,
oh yeah...several times....Love it there..great little town
got this GREAT little Italian place I love, almost worth the drive just for that
Lucia's I thinkthe name is.....great wine list too....
You been to the HOF????
Been there a few times........
Once during the big weekend for Paul Molitor...........
Crazy time............
yah...those monestat 1's are pretty effective
dude..it's sooooo cool...he poitns out to right field and SLLLLLLLLLLLLAMS it when you do the cheat..awesome game..loved it
Kirby and Winfeld went in August 5,2001..........
just for your vergina?
i even know his cheat on the nintendo 64 game he has for an automatic homerun
too funny........
should be although he can't see it..
JIM RICE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!
Goin to COOPERSTOWN!!!!!!!
i've taken a lottttttttttttttt of supplements...none of the penile ones though
of course i saw him..i even know his cheat on the nintendo 64 game he has for an automatic homerun...left left..right right right..left left...automatic HR if you make contact....
he was freakin awesome on the mariners...but once he got to cinci..it was over..and i think he can be revived back in seattle
KIRBY?????????????????????????
HOF????????????????
you young punk
You ever see the dude play in his prime?
Best CF in the game...withthe glove and bat
he had that sweet looping LH swing..
Seems every game I seen him at the shithole in the Bronx he homered
which ones do you take to LAK TATE????
played his ass off?
he was gone for like 3 years over at cinci!!!
i juts know a whole lot about supplements homie
pretty funny how you came up with these right away....
cant belive you got a wood problem at YOUR age!
Good no pine tar.................she might get stuck
pussy...sheesh dude.....the dude played his ass off everyday
I would think he was actually clean unike these other bunghokles