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Just a simple place to relax and enjoy the day...

Some of the best insight on the Hub. Art, poetry, philospical discussion.

Plato and Aristole had their time. Newton led to Einstein and Oppenheimer.

Abraham led to Moses, and David led to Christ.

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Never make fun of the Retarded


Late Night Wine Induced Prediction:

Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Ass-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!

Late Night Story for the Kids:

Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician. He's a deeply religious man and a member of the conservative party. He is completely single-minded convictions and has no regard for the political process. Eventually, his party launches a special project in the name of 'national security'. At first, it is believed to be a search for biological weapons and it is pursued regardless of its cost. However, the true goal of the project is power, complete and total hegemonic domination. The project, however, ends violently... but the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new ability to wage war is born from the blood of one of their victims. Imagine a virus - the most terrifying virus you can, and then imagine that you and you alone have the cure. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon? It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider. He is a man seemingly without a conscience; for whom the ends always justify the means and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the country but rather the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the attack: a school, a tube station, and a water-treatment plant. Several hundred die within the first few weeks. Until at last the true goal comes into view. Before the St. Mary's crisis, no one would have predicted the outcome of the elections. No one. But after the election, lo and behold, a miracle. Some believed that it was the work of God himself, but it was a pharmaceutical company controlled by certain party members made them all obscenely rich. But the true genius of the plan was the fear. A year later, several extremeists are tried, found guilty, and executed while a memorial is builterected to canonize their victims. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government. And through it our politician was ultimately appointed to the newly created position of High Chancellor. The rest, as they say, is history.

Beware of "The Cork"

Good evening, I hubbers. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, "The Cork". He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.


In case you do not know who "The Cork" is...the one in the hat!


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#2360  Sticky Note Bashers Swamp Rat 01/19/11 12:55:06 PM
#2274  Sticky Note I had the most wonderful dream b4atf 01/01/11 01:21:35 PM
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#3376   I am sure Dr. Zit is amused that b4atf 06/11/13 12:35:19 AM
#3375   MAY 9, 2013 (LUC – TSX, LUC – b4atf 05/09/13 05:39:18 PM
#3374   HeeHee! You home Drizzt? b4atf 03/30/13 12:30:01 PM
#3373   LUCARA RECOVERS 239 CARAT DIAMOND b4atf 03/19/13 10:49:48 PM
#3372   HaHa, I meant OZ as in Australia. That's b4atf 12/27/12 11:58:31 AM
#3371   that girl is good! Drizzt 12/27/12 11:36:48 AM
#3370   I love OZ! b4atf 12/27/12 10:13:58 AM
#3369   i hope to be finished by May. Drizzt 12/27/12 10:06:16 AM
#3368   Are you done with that one? b4atf 12/27/12 09:44:29 AM
#3367   In case any out there are wondering...Nigeria sucks! Drizzt 12/27/12 03:16:01 AM
#3366   The future Ex Drizzt 12/23/12 10:26:19 AM
#3365   finally Drizzt 12/23/12 08:48:48 AM
#3364   It could alway be worst... Drizzt 12/23/12 08:38:58 AM
#3363   The misses Drizzt 12/22/12 08:47:52 AM
#3362 chew bubblegum Drizzt 12/22/12 08:41:13 AM
#3361   Gee, a two cent stock. b4 b4atf 12/17/12 04:45:23 PM
#3360   Just a warning, "GET HOME ON TIME!" b4atf 12/07/12 01:31:55 AM
#3359   The supernatural... In spite of living in the b4atf 11/17/12 12:07:21 AM
#3358   Gee Ely gold did real well on a b4atf 11/07/12 03:11:30 PM
#3357   Stupid gem, I keep my large diamonds in b4atf 11/05/12 07:44:43 PM
#3356   Foiled again....I thought they were Ice Cubes and gemstone57 11/05/12 07:34:10 PM
#3355   LUCARA RECOVERS RARE BLUE DIAMOND b4atf 11/05/12 06:10:56 PM
#3354   I forget whether I have posted this cooking b4atf 10/04/12 06:03:52 PM
#3353   Answer to the age old question..... b4atf 09/25/12 04:35:54 PM
#3352   Murder on small miners today! b4atf 09/18/12 03:17:47 PM
#3351   Gee! Lucara shows that b4 is wise! b4atf 09/17/12 05:38:20 PM
#3350   Wow! Silver and gold sure did a quick b4atf 08/31/12 11:13:29 AM
#3349   gemstone57 b4atf 06/07/12 07:32:34 PM
#3347   Thanks baby ninja! b4atf 05/22/12 08:24:28 PM
#3346   Happy Birthday to you my friend! FadeMeToWin 05/22/12 08:15:41 PM
#3345   Happy Birthday B4! b4atf 05/22/12 08:08:05 PM
#3344   More Lucara news! b4atf 05/07/12 05:33:19 PM
#3343   Sincere apologies Ratty, b4atf 05/06/12 09:01:09 PM
#3342   Took this off the big board. b4atf 04/28/12 11:55:35 PM
#3341   Major Cork that is. b4atf 04/28/12 11:50:33 PM
#3340   Even weirder, I bought a couple raffle tickets b4atf 04/27/12 10:33:38 AM
#3339   Very weird! The PowerBall is 40 in both b4atf 04/26/12 10:25:01 PM
#3338   SGCP is up to long holders for now. b4atf 04/12/12 04:35:18 PM
#3337   Hold SGC Up lyrics b4atf 04/11/12 10:46:58 PM
#3336   It was me! b4atf 03/27/12 10:04:08 PM
#3335   Arrested in Mexico… b4atf 03/27/12 09:45:17 PM
#3334   Update from Coast to Coast on the dog b4atf 03/26/12 12:37:20 AM
#3333   Can't keep a good man down. b4atf 03/23/12 02:48:41 PM
#3332   Hold your head up! b4atf 03/23/12 01:49:42 AM
#3331   You are not impure. b4atf 03/22/12 08:37:12 PM
#3330   Just making a copy before it is gone b4atf 03/21/12 06:16:53 PM
#3329   Can you feel the love! b4atf 03/20/12 11:36:46 PM
#3328   From cork's mouth to God's ear b4atf 03/20/12 07:35:34 PM
#3327   Cat fight on the big board. HeeHee! b4atf 03/13/12 01:23:59 AM