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In 1947 a jar of extraterrestrial mayonnaise found on a crashed alien spacecraft was reverse engineered at the do-not-exist facilities at Groom and Papoose Lake to reveal the secret to making rich, thick mayo consistently. The alien mayo was labeled "Cheshire," as in "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" to keep secret in a does-not-exist fashion to hide from public view the terrible secret ingredient found to be the results of alien autopsies on Earth's humans. Gourmet Mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, etc http://www.makemayo.com/ How to make Gourmet Mayonnaise to your own taste. Make Jalapeno Mayo, Garlic Mayo or Blue Cheese Mayo! Use Habanero Peppers to make Atomic Mayo! Making mayo can be a difficult task unless you use the alien secret ingredient, then it's not hard at all. After years researching the X-Files to find the secret a $5.95 tutorial will show you what the government will not admit as existing. The Tutorial consists of Foolproof Detailed Instructions and: 21 full color pictures 4 videos!! of how it works You will also learn how to make Miracle Whip, Sandwich Spread, Salad Dressings, etc. Need Answers http://wiki.answers.com/ Need Questions http://wiki.answers.com/questions/ Most Recent Questions http://wiki.answers.com/questions/?src=rctQ Unanswered Questions http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Special:NewQuestions&src=brsUnAns Have Answers http://wiki.answers.com/Q/WikiFAQs:Grow_a_New_FAQ R:ose
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