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Mr. Churak's Neighborhood It's a beautiful day in the Canuckle Hood, He'd TOS your arse if he could. Would you not mind? Are ya out of your mind?... It would be neighborly today to send some pics, Of your hooters size 46. Would you not mind? Are ya out of your mind?... I've always wanted to meet a brainiac just like you. Now I have, I don't like you, so F.U. So, let's naked short stocks on this beautiful day. Or on your face will sit Wendy, wouldn't you say? Would you not mind? Are ya out of your mind? Won't you be my showermate? The soap is there between your feet, Retrieve it now, my phresh phish sweet. Thanks. Please won't you logout now? -----Anon. ====== Note from 1st ASSt: Mr. Koikaze was asked to add his own doggeral for Mr. Churak's Neighborhood. After all, what kind of a neighborhood would Mr Churak have without lots of doggeral. With his permission, here are his private comments on the subject: Boy, you talk about getting put on the spot!!! In the first place, I don't know the theme to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (yes, I've heard of Mr. Rogers. Matter-of-fact, it seems to me I heard he no longer graces our ranks.) In the second place, if I DID know the theme to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood and couldn't do a better job than that, I'd hide my light under a bushel ... and sit on it. In the third place, if I were to assay such an essay, I'd have to dedicate it to AnnnnChurAAAKKKKK, a lilting expression, if ever I've heard one. In the fourth place, an ode to Chu which omits recognition of GRRRRRANNNNNNIE, is flawed in concept. In the fifth, final, teminal (terminal ... did I say TERMINAL) spot, my strain-ed humor has lost a lot, for which I care not e'en one jot, for when it returns, it'll be REALLY hot!!! And on that useless note, I'll leave. [signed Koikaze] ====== Following added 6/24/04 Oh, dear, I have a task to do Shoved down my throat by Susie-Q Of course, I just say that in jest 'Cause Susie makes me try my best The task, in case you haven't heard, Is to try and find a compelling word To lure Good Churak to our fold Ignoring grudges he may hold We know about the gross affront His gentle nature bore the brunt On that, there's little we can say Besides, it's history, anyway Churak is such an kindly soul Who always plays the friendly role Helping those cast in our jail Indeed, he often makes their bail If you believe what I just said Get someone to inspect your head And if you think that he feels pain All I can say is, "Think again!" It's not that he is silver-tongued Indeed, his mouth should oft be bunged But, even so, we get a kick When he pens his humor sharp and quick He's gone off now to his land of dreams Where he can say just what he means Offending all as best he can With ne'er a threat from mortal man Should we, then, his movement bless Over in that soiled mess "No! No!", say I, "that has a price" If he be barred from paradise." But, "barred" is only in his mood A state which should be gone for good For even Matt hopes he'll return Across the bridge Ol' Matt did burn Now, having really done my best To lure you from your current nest All I can do is shout real clear ... ... GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER HERE!!!! -----Fred (Koikaze) ====== Testimonial from Joemoney: #msg-718844 ====== Some gifs Mr. Churak has used: It's good to be the King!!! "Say, as long as you are down there..." -- King Churak The Soapmeister Hey Jim...I dropped the soap. Mind getting it 4 me? When you start with personal attacks, methinks you should learn to bend over for the soap... So much soap; so little time... I ain't gonna help no convicted felon however now that he is 17, he is legal JAIL bait & a candidate for the Soap-on-a-rope... You like what you see so far? I got soap... I prefer Dial soap cause it makes it so much easier to do what it spells backwards... Who gives a rat's ass about that stock? You are as bad as ANNIE the SPAMMIE. Find out what you did wrong to get sent here & try to make a deal. Either that or...hey...wait a minute, I dropped the soap, would you mind getting it for me? Got kneepads? Need soap? That's a very good question & I am sure AK will be along shortly to pepper you with his standard suggestions. In the meantime, I think you just dropped the soap. We trade for cigarettes. BTW, you just dropped the soap. Nothing like getting in a good SPAM on a POS stock instead of concentrating in getting out of here. BTW, you dropped the soap. Where is the groveling & begging of forgiveness? You aren't going to do very well in here. You should read the wrapper of the soap & call your vet. Notable Posts ...I need material to work with.Plz send some vic..er inmates my way. Besides, I was told that these boards are serious & that if the topics are not stock related, they are not welcome. I have come to the sad conclusion that MATT has no sense of humour. I think it has something to do with a sugar fixation that causes swelling in the humour cerebellum leading to bitchiness. In women it is known as PMS...here it is known as MATTICIDE ...82.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot ...maybe MATT has a recurring nightmare about his "power going out"...hmmm, Sigmund might have a couple of things to say about that... ...here is another interesting fact I have discovered: The number of posts on a message board in inversely proprotional to the price of a stock. ...actually I only make about 6 - 8 posts/day plus it would really frost my arse when I get booted permanently (and that WILL happen) after having paid the $80. Plus I am in Canada so the $80 USD is, like, about $8,000. to us after the conversion to CAD. Personally, I think that iHub should give a discount or not even charge for users of their service in a foreign country; perhaps Matt & Bob would consider that an act of charity to us unfortunate souls in a Thirld World Country. Or they could actually pay us to join to subsidize the high cost of our internet connections, etc. What you think? Matt...I suggest that you look at the facts of my incarceration. It is not always wise to turn the other cheek. [Re TOSing posts]...when you do it for no reason it takes up MATT's valuable time from eating KKDs & drinking coke. He doesn't like that. [Re "Even your alias is profanity."] No it's not; it's just an organ like an arm or hand. However, in your case, my handle suits you to a T. ...Try bribing MATT...I hear that a dozen KKDs works wonders. [Re Matt's magazine recommendation] Thanks Matt but I'm too old for that stuff & if the chicks are hot enuf I could have a coronary. You wouldn't want to be responsible for that, now would you? ...I think MATT dreams about me & envisions me as a strapping (6'6", 140 lbs), cowboy hat, boots, madras shorts, elvis sideburns, Mr T chains, shades, Rolex, drives a Gremlin, Hai Karate after shave, who talks with a lisp. Damn...he's good. [Re Las Vegas and March 20] Oh yes Colleen...definitely...a wise idea... an instructional class for the wives at the Vegas get together on the importance of March 20th festivities would definitely be in order. May I suggest videos instead of slides to go along with the live presentation. And since MATT is so interested in the height of his uh, members, perhaps you could get him to volunteer to be the model for the class. Then we can have a WAG board as to whether to would be up for the task. [Re Joemoney & Matt] Actually, JOEMONKEY's breakdown happened many years ago; he's still working thru some of the delusional aspects of it tho. Yes, he & MATT have a special relationship all right; that happened after Matt asked Joe what size shoes he wears & how big his hands were. Go figure.
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#1445   Search for: dog on Mr. Churak's Neighborhood gotmilk 06/25/18 09:16:02 PM
#1444   Anyone of them works. GGraessle 11/08/11 06:59:38 PM
#1443   Lets rename this board... gotmilk 02/13/11 02:14:03 AM
#1442   I claim this board mine in the name fung_derf 01/07/10 12:49:14 PM
#1441   Two years since my last post. Time GGraessle 01/10/09 12:38:35 AM
#1440   Are you still alive? ergo sum 06/29/07 09:34:24 PM
#1439   You appear lost. Read the iBox. AKvetch 03/06/07 11:27:59 PM
#1438   is this board about the big tattletale ? John266 03/05/07 06:35:24 PM
#1437   Who would believe this board still has 12 AKvetch 01/03/07 09:00:28 PM
#1436   One year since last post - where has GGraessle 01/03/07 11:39:17 AM
#1435   luv that movieeee chu shakerzzz 01/03/06 09:16:16 PM
#1434   How can that be off topic. ergo sum 08/05/05 12:52:42 AM
#1433   TOS'd. Off-topic. AKvetch 08/04/05 11:18:47 PM
#1432   I am thinking you might be somewhere in ergo sum 08/04/05 10:12:51 PM
#1431   AHAHAHAH CHU is banned from his own board dropdeadfred 08/20/04 02:20:41 PM
#1430   DITUIHIHUBL ergo sum 06/24/04 05:31:16 PM
#1429   I hear air escaping from a Whoopie cushion. AKvetch 06/23/04 09:12:20 AM
#1428   psssst. ergo sum 06/23/04 05:19:50 AM
#1427   Sorry I am all tapped out. ergo sum 05/23/04 02:29:15 PM
#1426   tap-ta-tap-tap AKvetch 05/21/04 07:30:21 PM
#1425   tap tap tap ergo sum 05/21/04 07:07:55 PM
#1424   Milo, cool name. Cat right? occams_razor 05/21/04 11:30:42 AM
#1423   That part sounds like fun anyway. ergo sum 05/21/04 11:24:43 AM
#1422   Yes, she jump spins. Can get about 1.5 occams_razor 05/21/04 11:18:44 AM
#1421   Then tell me, has this dog learned any ergo sum 05/21/04 11:15:19 AM
#1420   I think we should steer back to the occams_razor 05/21/04 11:12:02 AM
#1419   At least you would know when she was ergo sum 05/21/04 11:10:42 AM
#1418   An alternate solution, but not bad. occams_razor 05/21/04 11:09:39 AM
#1417   wrong thread. ergo sum 05/21/04 11:09:20 AM
#1416   rofl Susie924 05/21/04 11:07:15 AM
#1415   Your wife is wearing a bell? ergo sum 05/21/04 11:04:42 AM
#1414   No. My wife did on the first day, occams_razor 05/21/04 11:03:56 AM
#1413   Have you stepped on the mutt yet? ergo sum 05/21/04 11:02:33 AM
#1412   We are in agreement on that totally. occams_razor 05/21/04 10:56:58 AM
#1411   Darn. Well, I guess I'll work today midas98 05/21/04 10:56:37 AM
#1410   I believe it's just Friday. Susie924 05/21/04 10:54:33 AM
#1409   I am not going to picture that if ergo sum 05/21/04 10:54:25 AM
#1408   My shorts are all naked. No danger from Blammo. occams_razor 05/21/04 10:53:15 AM
#1407   BTW, does anyone know if we are having midas98 05/21/04 10:52:54 AM
#1406   You are going to ruin your shorts. ergo sum 05/21/04 10:52:45 AM
#1405   That would be me Susie924 05/21/04 10:51:36 AM
#1404   Cool. I've always needed a good mentor. midas98 05/21/04 10:50:53 AM
#1403   STTI has the greatest investment minds of ihub. occams_razor 05/21/04 10:50:37 AM
#1402   He is he is!!! Susie924 05/21/04 10:48:38 AM
#1401   Good grief. How am I ever going midas98 05/21/04 10:47:29 AM
#1400   One of the places. We move quickly. Susie924 05/21/04 10:46:19 AM
#1399   So this is where all of the investing midas98 05/21/04 10:45:16 AM
#1398   Troublemaker!!!! Susie924 05/21/04 07:07:45 AM
#1397   Good Night Now. ergo sum 05/21/04 05:23:32 AM
#1396   Seems to be pretty effective. occams_razor 05/12/04 09:47:38 AM