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Last Post: 9/15/2020 12:39:12 PM - Followers: 62 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

This is where folks come to swap stories, real or flat out lies about those things in life which make us happy.
Some might call it a Liar's Bench, but we should pride ourselves as being above lying and eloquently share our fun, bizarre, wild, wierd tales that defy logic.

Here's a subject list for starters:
Hunting, Fishing, Farting, Telling Crass Jokes, Turning wrenches on your truck or hotrod,
Building anything that you can drive, ride, sit in, shoot, or annoy the jerk next door, like adding so much power that your drivelines exploded.
Yours or a friend's worst drunk, wreck, accident or time you or someone you know made a complete fool of themselves... Sports bloopers you saw or were a part of.

NO Namby Pamby touchie feel crap is allowed!
No talking about computers or cell phones unless there was a pool of blood and you had to Rambo stitch yourself up..
No talking about changing diapers unless you left the diaper on the exhaust manifold of your neighbor's car who's always calling the cops.

Basic Rules for posting.
We're rated R, therefore ...No pornography... Unacceptable Profanity: the C-words.
ALL pic links posted MUST apply to the story at hand or the Pic be worth 1000 words.

[b]Absolutely NO talking about stocks in any part of any post.[/b]

Acceptable Profanity: Ass, Shit, Damn, Friggin, Bitch, Bastard, etc... Some abbreviations: SOB, POS, WTF, RTFLMAO etc... Farscape & Battlestar Galactica profanity allowed.
Use common sense and the same goes for jokes told.
I hate having to remove a great post because it goes too far. It's ok to make a preacher blush, but not faint.

We are not here to compete with the Guy's Room or any other board.
This is like when men are out on a hunting or fishing trip, sitting around a fire and the story swapping gets competitive and you sometimes hear things so outrageous you fall over laughing or you go home and buy that new programmer for your truck so it too will have MORE POWER.

I'm open to suggestions for IBox graphics...PM me the links when you have a good one...We're a work in progress.....Have fun!

#2248   Just a heads up Trinityz1 09/15/20 12:39:12 PM
#2247   A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:16:13 PM
#2246   A lady goes to the doctor, and says: Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:15:01 PM
#2245   A priest and a nun were on a Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:12:33 PM
#2244   On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:10:59 PM
#2243   A very elderly couple is having an elegant Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:10:31 PM
#2242   There was this couple who had been married Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:09:56 PM
#2241   It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:09:16 PM
#2240   groaner warning Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:08:43 PM
#2239   Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:07:48 PM
#2238   As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:07:10 PM
#2237   A cop is breaking in a new female Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:06:37 PM
#2236   A dietician was once addressing a large audience Trinityz1 09/14/20 04:04:59 PM
#2235   After a long night of making love, the Trinityz1 09/12/20 07:29:22 PM
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#2233   A waitress spots an elderly man frowning over Trinityz1 09/12/20 03:39:39 PM
#2232   An Indian walks into a cafe with a Trinityz1 09/12/20 02:04:10 PM
#2231   that made me laugh Trinityz1 09/08/20 05:19:26 PM
#2230   There are three kinds of men in this world... getmoreshares 09/08/20 11:57:50 AM
#2229   howdy dootie Trinityz1 09/01/20 11:20:55 AM
#2228   hi dare my friend mick 09/01/20 11:15:33 AM
#2227   Yesterday another tenant in this building beat me Trinityz1 08/27/20 07:30:02 PM
#2226   There was this man who walked into a Trinityz1 08/19/20 02:38:18 PM
#2225   At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , Trinityz1 08/19/20 02:36:58 PM
#2224   A wife got so mad at her husband Trinityz1 08/19/20 02:35:14 PM
#2223   a good one- AGREE!!! getmoreshares 08/18/20 06:02:43 PM
#2222   I loved it because that the kinda crap Trinityz1 08/18/20 05:59:16 PM
#2221   hell yeah-- hope a PILL come with the "jumps" getmoreshares 08/18/20 05:53:13 PM
#2220   Old boy gets up to get some pudding Trinityz1 08/18/20 05:45:03 PM
#2219   THAT was awesome! Trinityz1 08/18/20 04:53:24 PM
#2218   An 84 yr old Dad's Peril ! wow_happens28 08/18/20 04:07:29 PM
#2217   Thanks!....there were some gnarly ones in there Trinityz1 08/15/20 07:03:35 PM
#2216   good ones !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! getmoreshares 08/15/20 05:41:53 PM
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#2213   Juan was a Mexican man riding his bike Trinityz1 08/14/20 07:12:16 PM
#2212   A guy went to a supermarket and began Trinityz1 08/14/20 07:08:44 PM
#2211   Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? Trinityz1 08/14/20 07:08:10 PM
#2210   A lady about 8 months pregnant got on Trinityz1 08/14/20 07:05:59 PM
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#2203   A guy is going down on a prostitute. Trinityz1 08/14/20 06:55:41 PM
#2202   Three men walk into a bar. The barman Trinityz1 08/14/20 06:55:11 PM
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