Late Night Chat / After Hours

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Well this board did not catch on. I did not work hard enough. I am done with it. Thanks to folks who followed it.

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I see a few folks follow this new board. I post lots of stuff on other boards too.

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Come on folks! Tell a story. Pleeze!

I bet you had a real crappy job. I got hired by 3M to scrape the inside of 55 gal metal chemical drums and throw them on a wash line for recycling. That was freaking hard job for $30 a day.

I worked at a Red Barn restaurant (kind of like a Burger King) and my buddies Bob and Ron would wipe their ass with the frozen hamburger patties for fun. Spit on them too.

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Hard to follow the accent but pretty amusing to hear Dudly Moore's worst job. Removing lobsters from Jane Mansfield's butt.

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A somewhat amusing story:

I was about 7 years old and shared a bedroom with my little brother. The room had those blinds on the window that you can raise up and down and twist the thingy to close and open the louvers.

Well I noticed that at night if cars turned the corner on our block the headlights would shine through the blinds and cast a moving light show on the wall.

Being creative even as a baby I concocted a story that the lights were ghosts.

I told my brother and my two baby sisters to come see the phenomenon. I told some scary stories about ghosts such as a boy as young as I could make up. And turned out the lights!!!

Well, It soon happened and the ghost lights filled the dark room!

My baby sisters started screaming and frankly I completely forgot that the whole idea was mine! I was in as large a panic as anyone. It must have looked like the 3 Stooges getting out of there.

We all ran to my folks with incoherent blubbering about the ghosts.

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Never hit a pinata with hornets coming out of it!

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A short paranormal story... About seven years ago I saw a ghost!

I was at the compound with my Denise just sitting at the kitchen table when I noticed a man standing in my yard. He looked like an American indian in sort of Abraham Lincoln black clothes.

I turned to Denise and told her to look and he was gone.

I searched the property and found no one. A man could not have ran away that quickly.

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Who has weather? Spring is sort of starting here in MN.

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Kind of silly...

I was talking to my sister and Halloween came up.

I reminded her of her first trick or treat. The weather was damp and mom had given us paper bags with handles to go house to house.

Well my baby sister was too short to hold her bag off the ground and once the bottom of the bag got wet a hole opened she walked around the whole neighborhood with her candy dribbling out of the hole in her bag.

Do not fret my friends! My parents put all the candy in a community bowl but the look on her face when she found her bag was empty has stuck with me for 50 years.

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What a great driver!!

A local guy led police on a chase reaching 130mph last night! It was 15 below zero with snow. He crashed and died but that is some tale!

How about the guy that just found $150k worth of Ambergris, whale vomit, just laying on the beach. What a cool place the world is!

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Come on you guys, cough up a story! Not your ambergris, HeeHee.

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Family finds pet tortoise that was missing for 30 years as they clean out dead father's storeroom

http://www.edmontonjournal.com/news/oddities/Family+finds+tortoise+that+missing+years+they+clean+dead/7883008/story.html

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It sounds like some unusual weather for a lot of folks! Tornados in January?

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Welcome to Late Night Chat! Fellow insomniacs and folks on the graveyard shift might have a place to talk.

No real rules so far. First day. No spamming stock picks please!

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