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Time for a short order. I can get more that way! Thats the safest way if the dilution is comming! Compant probably has debt to pay at the EOY!
I will try to be a dirty shorter. I will let ya know if I lose my butt!
GOOOO BBDA
If he is being sued.He knows it allready. His ISP has told him some body has cepeoned(SP?) His ISP for his idenity!Then I would speculate there were some phone calls exchanged. If I was the CEO I would have told him to cease and fade away and nothing would further would happen to him.
For hi sake I hope thats how it played out If this guy did get in trouble!
I really don't know what happened but this guy has bashed it for a year or so. I am sure if lawyers are involved they have plenty of posts to use.
He never should have admitted it in a post like he did! IMO that post is an admission of guilt!
This post is just pure speculation.
GLTY
IMO I think something is going on with those two. I think they may have libel suits against them! I can assure you, I tried to warn them.
I didn't want to mod the board any more becouse of all the negativity.
I couldn't combat it and stay within the TOS here. And if They are being sued for libel or internet slander, I want no part of that! Period!
I think that is whats happening behind the curtain!
Take care.
OK Army that is definitely your best as of yet par none. Still LMBO hours later. Susan
That's right Brah - A/S increased 500mm to 1B.
It might take a few days for the new shares to hit the dirt, but they're going to hit.
Sell the pump!
FREE SHARES WITH MWIP!
Check out this play. Read the docs if they come out tomorrow! get some free shares! I am in allready!
MWIP! 8-K with S-1 out tomorrow! Share divy 1:1 for 800 commerce!
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/board.aspx?board_id=8821
Sorry! I forgot! My free trial is alost up for pm. It is a good tool. I just hate paying for stuff. LOL.
Check out this play. Read the docs if they come out tomorrow! get some free shares! I am in allready!
MWIP! 8-K with S-1 out tomorrow! Share divy 1:1 for 800 commerce!
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/board.aspx?board_id=8821
MWIP! 8-K with S-1 out tomorrow! Share divy 1:1 for 800 commerce!
army--don't have pm, so can't mail ya back, but yeah, I do agree with ya! As always, am cautiously optimistic! glty
"North Korea may not have enough money to preserve the body of Kim Jong Il. Unfortunately, this leaves North Koreans with only one alternative: Kim Jong jerky. … You heard of Slim Jims? How about Slim Kims?” –Conan O'Brien
Computer Viruses
The following information is from credible intelligence sources on the latest viruses sweeping across our nation's information superhighway, so take extreme caution and be on high virus alert at all times!
THE GEORGE W BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction
THE JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on
THE AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep counting, recounting, recounting ... ad nauseam
THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory
THE BOB DOLE VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails your best friends about what it did).
THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
THE JESSE JACKSON VIRUS - Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background and rhyming it all
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes
THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200
THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files
THE PROZAC VIRUS - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Attacks only minor files
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
Income Tax Filing Strategy
To: Internal Revenue Service, Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001
Enclosed is my 2003 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.
Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00.
Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040.
It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values.
Sincerely,
Another satisfied taxpayer
Military Rules
Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot...
Navy SEAL's Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly
5. Do not listen to 2nd Lieutenants. They can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "What is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
Guantanamo Adoption Program
Someone recently wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Below is a copy of the response.
January 29, 2005
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.
Dear Mr. Rothstein:
Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we are placing one terrorist under your personal care. Your detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter. Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome this character flaw. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless you feel that this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him. He has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code he considers appropriate, but I'm sure that over time they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka. Just remind them that it is all part of respecting his culture and his religious beliefs.
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you inform us of the proper way to do our job. Take good care of Ahmed and good luck!
Cordially,
Donald Rumsfeld
ABOT Spent 20 million today on promotions. Source was hot stocked penny stock monitor app!
http://www.hotstocked.com/pennystockmonitor/
I just read a post on the bbda site SS may have just went up to 1 billion? Not sure if this is true. I haven't verified this yet.
But, if it is true get ready for the pump and dump cycles heading our way! Time to profit!
Wow oh Wow the article is great. Boy,they sure have it going on and in such a good place. So it is too late for the divi but the co is still a good investment and just throw in a few for sh#ts and giggles. Is that right?.BTW best joke of the night so far. I am still laughing as I am typing. Is everyone in your family so funny?. I bet it was a real scream growing up in your family. Poor Mom and Dad. Or are they guilty as well.
Here is a post from the mwip board i copied!
We can only believe what the NEWS said...
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/MediSwipe-Inc-Announces-Over-pz-369249351.html?x=0
..."Further, we have retained a new independent auditing firm as of Thursday this week to finally complete the independent audit of 800 Commerce so that we may file the S-1 spin-off of the division as originally announced. Details will be announced in a form 8-k filed within the next 3 days," added Friedman.
(Tomorrow makes it "3" days!)
I bet they would if you could catch one! They are fast little buggers.
I was just entering some sell orders for liquidation/profit purposes. The first of the year is going to be crazy IMO. 2Q even better!
Flip some profits and hold some freebies for profits later. LOL
GOOOO NURSE!
Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
A: I came, I saw, Iran.
Well I dunno know now,do squirrels make good turlet paper too LMBO
Well now, and here I thought I was doing good with my 10 kitty cats. LOL
I just skimmed a little more of that article. I think you are OK! It said the details for the 800 sppin off will be in there. so I would bet we still have time to add more or gain a position in MWIP..
I have a screen full of open tabs. I love win 7 but you can only read so much at one time. LOL,
GOOOO MWIP.....BBDA......GTGP.....THRA......
Yep The 8-K. I had my finger on the shift button. LOL. I noticed that after I sent the message. I stoll think it may be to kate though. I would bet they have allready recieved the list of shareholders and will issue the divy! Just speculating here.
I bought before the divy news so. I do know its 1:1. Heck if your not putting your self out, I would pic up a few just for good measure and see what happens?
Ya never know! I think there gonna be good even without the divy IMO.
Hey check out the squirrel videos in the ibox here if you like the army and squirrels.
LOL
GOOOO NURSE>
GOOOO MWIP,,,,,BBDA.....GTGP.....
It does! I have a 6 rabbits.
LOL. Not really~!
What -K three days. I can have funds tomorrow and take a position. I just can't close that position until Friday. Are you talking about the 8k?.
Sure saves on the toilet paper.LOL
Did I read that right *-K in three days. If so, I think it's to late to get in nurse!
POOOP!
That reminds me:
A bear and a rabbit are both taking a crap in the woods. (Assumedly in close proximity to each other, at least within earshot.)
The bear looks over at the rabbit with a panged look on his face and asks, "Does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit responds with a confused look, "No."
The bear then grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him. Ha.
Check out the mediswipe news nurse!
Heres the link.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/MediSwipe-Inc-Announces-Over-pz-369249351.html?x=0
HAHAHAHA. Thats a great one! Thanks Bud!
GOOOO BBDA.....GOOOOO GTGP
Always the comedian. I love it.
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATe December 1, 2011
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Galt House.
There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!
A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.
This gathering is only for employees!
Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family,
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 2, 2011
RE: Gala Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.
There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.
We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 3, 2011
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name..
I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
Somebody?
And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: December 4, 2011
RE: Generic Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.
There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.
There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*%^ing Employees
DATE: December 5, 2011
RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party
I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.
But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you f*%^ing weirdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The B*tch from H*ll!!!
Company Memo
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE:December 6, 2011
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Whatever!
Joan
I see your into BBDA too?.
Or as Chio would say get sum
LETS GET SOME NURSE!
GOOOO.... GTGP....MWIP......... BBDA!
All righty then. Thanks for that Army your the man.
I think we will be ok. Volume is up though! I can't get any more till monday. No date on the 8k or the s-1. Just, there comming soon was on the board.
I am gonna get me more shares.
GOOO GTGP.... MWIP
GOOOOO NURSE
I cant pm army but i have been reading this board all day lol thanks for the invite
Thanks Army. I won't have any powder until Friday. Not sure if that will be too late. Any thoughts
BBDA NEWS!
http://www2.statesville.com/news/2011/dec/26/statesville-company-takes-relaxation-drinks-new-le-ar-1752542/
Quote:
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Statesville company takes relaxation drinks to a new level
By: Bethany Fuller | Statesville Record & Landmark
Published: December 26, 2011
» 0 Comments | Post a Comment
Relaxation drinks are still a fairly new product, but Belinda Beverage Co. CEO Brian Weber and his business partner, Daisy Ramierez, are determined to put the Koma Unwind "Chillaxation" Drink on top.
Just checked the mwip board. 8K out this week huge buys comming in. Looking good. Chart shows accumilation. Poised for a run IMO.
GOOOOOO MWIP
LOL. Not at all. No charge on the motion. I like that kinda strategy.
Heres a short one for ya!
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"
LOL. GOOOOO GTGP, GOOOO MWIP...GOOOO THRA. GOOOOO BBDA. GOOOO UYMG..... GOOOO STKO......GOOOOOO LTUM...... GOOOOOOO MJNA
That's right. I remember now Army. I think you told me you work at a retirement home as a caregiver. How are the old farts today.?.LOL
Ok so you second the strategy. Good then it's a plan. What do I owe you for that?. You don't charge $200.00 for 3 answers do you. LOL
Great strategy nurse. I operate the same way! I just hate to sell it at .5 or .65 and see it make a dollar.
But ya still double your cash aven at my pps cost.
Can't complain about that.
Then ya got some profit and free share. WIN WIN in my book.
GOOOO GTGP
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
I don't know what's with the freaking. It was a given that the stock was going to dip today and all week as well. Go figure. I still have faith in GTGP. I may sell some( 1/2 only)just to hedge my position and because there are some other stocks I would like to turn for a quick profit while I am waiting for the GTGP train to make it's arrival.
I work 7Am-3pm EST. Hmmm I wonder whats up with people freaking out. I am dow 50% right now. I am good with that. No biggie! When the divy gets here I am even IMO. The navy news will Sky rocket GTGP.
I buy on rumor and sell on news nurse. GTGP is not going any where but up IMO.
GOOOO GTGP
GOOO NURSE
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."
Not a one.Maybe you'll hit it tomorrow. But I hope not Army, I would like to see her run up with perhaps a good news release. Where have you been today. There's been some unrest on the GTGP board. A few posters freaking out and talking about rumors. But I really haven;t heard any thing other than these few who are worried about them I think it's all bs myself. Hey any jokes like that?.
DID you get some shares nurse? I didn't! It never hit .055! My order is still sitting. I knew I should have raised it 2 cents.
GOOOO GTGP
1. I saw a reference to the Navy contract that sounded like there has been some recent news on it. Has there been?
A:I have not heard about any news. I checked and found nothing accept the old news you are probably aware of.
2. Likewise with news on the mercury removal testing for cement kilns.
A: It is my understandig that all Cement plants will have to comply by the end of 2113 for cement plants and 2015 for power plants.
http://www.cadc.uscourts.gov/internet/opinions.nsf/22F878254A7E52F885257961005BCA9A/$file/10-1358-1346764.pdf
3. What is the speculation on the ratio of IPO shares to Global Technology Holding divvy shares?
A: AS you know it is a 1:1 ratio as far as the amount of shares the company may have? That is still an X in the equation my friend. I would guess the total amount of shares would be comporable or less than GTGP.
4. Does anyone have a plausable explanation for why GTGP can't formally announce that their IPO partner is MSE, if they are the partner?
A: Thats a hard one to answer! LOL. But if we read the grey area's of thr pr's and look at how there web site is set up, That indicates to me, it would be MSE. IMO only.
Thats all I can speculate on my friend.
GOOOO GTGP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzv9Mzx8ovg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9jdTec1FU&feature=related
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