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[gotmilk]

gotmilk in da 4th group to receive a JibJab invitation.

May 19, 2005
The Great Experiment...
So you want to star in the next JibJab?
We've been working to build a brand new website that will allow you
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Every JibJab is made up of hundreds of images. we'll be posting a list of all
the items we're looking for and invite you to submit your photos. If we use
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We're only going to accept a limited number of people to join us.

Considering that there are over a half million of you on our newsletter,
the fairest way to do this is to extend invitations starting with the folks
who've been with us the longest. We will start extending the invitations
by groups this summer. The first group will have 24 hours to respond.
We'll keep doing that until we hit 10,000 people. After that, it's closed.

In addition to uploading photos, there will be a bunch of other fun ways
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Stay tuned to this blog for more info coming soon.

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[gotmilk]

re: small <something> sets off big reaction...

Ken,

Maybe OSC and The Rage can place itself in the above template,
as an example, of which this board has already done by inference:

(i.e.) small <JibJab> sets off big reaction

Lets use this board in this manner,
since that was really why it was created,
not the way most read the iBox literally.

All of those that posted on the "...Built by You" board can arrive here
and help create a list of persons, places and things that have been used
as the parameter to "sets off [a] big reaction" or change or anything
that signals a change in direction or purpose.

Almost like a chemical reaction, which automatically identifies person Zeev,
that acted as an independant agent (catalyst) on IH that indeed set off
a reaction "from" SI "onto" IH:

Turnip farmer Dr. Zeev Hed found SI's soil foundation to be unreliable.

Turnip seeds Zeev sowed on IH prevent his current crop from being lost,
and just like Real Estate's location-location-location, IH's land value increased,
which that in itself caused others to arrive and sow their own seeds.

You posted:
"E-trade's customer password changes every few seconds for security.
What if we offer this [security] to everyone who opens an account with OCS."

That in itself will put a mention of OCS onto that web site:
http://www.rsasecurity.com/

While this is an established company ,just maybe using the suggestions
other made about your comment, that rather than use this company,
just maybe another company with a similiar or better security product
is available, and OCS could do that synergy trip with them.

For sure Zeev was on top of this area years ago, and just might know if
http://www.rsasecurity.com/ is the best route to take.

Enough, and since I don't have enough business savvy to run a lemonaid stand
next to a playground in the hot summer when the water fountains are broken,
I'll make the rest very short.

Matt,

OSC's

http://www.ocsecurities.com
and
The Rage's

http://news.ocsecurities.com

Question:
Once http://xyz.com is owned
Does it own all http://abc.xyz.com

(i.e) Can I register: http://bank.ocsecurities.com

Also, just like the expression "Google it" and "JibJab it" has meaning
far more than just go to these web sites, but do something to get results
or accomplish a task a certain way, will

ever be more than a place to read the financial news,
but in a Google manner, a place to search for news?

Imagine if The Rage teamed up with Google such that only financial sources
were included in any search box The Rage presented. Maybe the box
to input search parameters located on The Rage was simply a link
to Google.com that keep you on The Rage once results were obtained.

Maybe some day "The Rage it" could become the "Google it" of financial news.

Doug

[Ken Scordo]

Small plane sets off big reaction in Washington; White House, Capitol evacuated

One Black Hawk helicopter and one Citation jet were dispatched at 11:47 a.m. from Reagan National Airport. Two F-16 jet fighters, scrambled from Andrews Air Force Base

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/5/12/latest/20050512101524&sec=latest

[dropdeadfred]

Just remember when you get that stop at Central Flying Service in Little Rock pick me up on the way to Tallahassee, FL

[Ken Scordo]

What I was really hoping for was Paulie to put our "OC Securities" logo on the tail of this jet. B-)

Hey, go easy on me, this is Doug's dreamers, poets and painters board. B-)

[dropdeadfred]

I think Warren Stephens has one of those

[gotmilk]

"...who can fly this jet?"(is but ½ the question)

"...who can fly this jet and perform under pressure?"

No different then trading the markets, as all IH members can,
but only 10% can trade successfully without any help from others,
and only 1% of that 10% can continue to trade successfully under stress,
a condition of severe events to decide whom has prepared themselves
to deal with an environment of extreme dangers, and then of these folks
who have passed the book test, only a few of this few that know
of the danger ahead can react to it, as most of the few of the few
will freeze, or wait for another to initiate action.

Who will move towards the danger, encapsulate it to deal with it,
knowing you have an attitude to win, but may lose.

Most people don't Talk, letting others.

Many people Talk, but only a few do the Walk.

Of those that Talk and do a Walk, most stumble to the ground,
blame another for tripping them, or putting barriers in front of them.

Of those that can really Walk their Talk, some will lose the battle,
but not the respect of others.

What is combat?
- a holdup man to take your wallet in a dark alley
- a start-up company stumbles

What are you? [carrot, egg or coffee bean]

A certain daughter complained to her father.

She was tired of fighting and struggling.

It seemed that just as one problem was solved another arose.

Her father put three pots of water onto a fire.

Soon the three pots came to a boil.

In one he placed carrots, in the other he placed eggs,
and the last he placed ground coffee beans.

He let them sit and boil, without saying a word.

Half an hour later he removed the carrots and eggs and placed
each in a sperate bowl, then ladled the coffee liquid in a bowl.

Turning to her he asked, Darling what do you see?"

... she asked, "What does it mean Father?"

He explained.

Each of them faced the same adversity, 212 degrees of boiling water.

However, each reacted differently.

The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting but became soft and weak.

The egg went in with a liquid center that became hardened.

The coffee beans absorbed the heat and tranfered strength and richness.

"Which are you," he asked his daughter.

"When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond?

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

Are you the carrot that seems hard, but with the smallest amount of pain,
adversity or heat you wilt and become soft with no strength.

Are you the egg which starts off with a malleable heart, a fluid spirit
but became hardened and unmoving inside towards others.

Or are you like the coffee bean?
The bean does not get its peak flavor and robustness until it is boiled.
When the water gets the hottest, it just tastes better.
When things are their worst, you get better.
When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, you elevate.

How do you handle adversity?

Are you a carrot, egg, or coffee bean?

Incredible Adventures http://www.incredible-adventures.com/migs
makes it possible for you to fly a MiG-29, MiG-25, Su-27, L-39 and more.
You will fly from the top-secret Zhukovsky Air Base, located just an hour
from Moscow. Guided by one of Russia's top test pilots, you can take off
with afterburners blazing, climb to the edge of space, go breathless into
a tailslide, or travel at more than twice the speed of sound.

Choose YOUR jet !


MiG-29 UB "FULCRUM"


A twin-engine jet capable of speeds in excess of Mach 2.3.


MIG-25 "FOXBAT C"

Capable of Mach 3.2 speed and rising to a height of 80,000 feet.
Fly to the edge of space where the sky is black above and blue below.

SU-27 UB "FLANKER B"

This is the plane that invented the legendary Cobra maneuver.
Large and heavy, the Su-27 features a fly-by-wire system.


and,

Hi! I'm IH's Derfie

:o)

[Ken Scordo]

You need a FAA licence to fly that jet, I hear it's a trick one too and none of our crew has one of those licenses.

Do you, think we can find a IHUBer who can fly this jet? We can put a deal together with him/her, he can teach us to fly the jet and pass the test and we teach him finance, get him/her licensed and make him a financial player. His wife should love that deal. B-)

[Ken Scordo]

You mean "may I" fly the jet?

[Mattu]

You gonna let me fly it?

[Ken Scordo]

And the vision becomes reality, Doug the poet' board. Run with it Doug, fly very high, you're the best. Compilers, comics, poets, Drudge, JibJab. We will do it all and better than anyone else, we'll fly as high as we can, all you need to do is believe. B-)



"Mr. Jepson wants to go fast. He wants to get there now, and so do I. I really like nudging the sound barrier on the longer trips. From here to the West Coast, we consistently climb directly to 43,000 feet, level out at Mach .88 and build to hit Mach .90 or better toward the end of the trip."

http://citation.cessna.com/who_jepson_1.chtml

"One of the nicest things about flying Citations is you can get way up there, all the way to 45,000 feet in the Encore's case.
That's higher than the weather and above most other traffic. Up there, Air Traffic Control will give you direct routing just about anywhere and you get some very economical fuel-flow numbers."

http://citation.cessna.com/who_dennis_1.chtml

[gotmilk]

Let this board mimic the JibJab.com culture...

parody - a work for comic effect or ridicule

JibJab goes overboard on the ridicule to deep-six the limits
of what Walter Cronkite on the 6 o'clock news would allow,
but thats only the beast evolving over many thousands of years
into a form this recent millennium where technology has come of age
on the wrong fork in the road taken those many thousands of years ago
to change our beast of burden into a beast of prey onto us.

integrity (old) - Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
integrity (new) - Steadfast adherence to a strict mode of survival.

Enough of the ridicule aspects of JibJab, lets focus on the comic relief :o)

Its well knowned that the tell-a-joke humor level of the good doctor Zeev
would not register on a Funny Meter's lowest radiation settings,
causing no health risks from a massive absorption rate of the funnies
to produce a large and uncontrollable...

so,
whom else can explain the parody of this...

... JibJab Party Mousepad?

d:o)g

[teapeebubbles]

congrats on new bd

[gotmilk]

How do you make a Dagwood Sandwich?

It's easy. Follow these instructions:

Get two slices of a dense strong tear resistance bread.

Open up the refrigerator.

Begin stacking up everything onto one piece of bread,

then top off with remaining slice of bread.


Open WIDE


or, Matts hair-do after riding his scooter without a helmet

[Churak]

That was OK until the olives...puke

[gotmilk]

Churak eat'n a Blondie made Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

Serves: 1
Alternate Name: wantobeGLOP Sandwich
Ingredients:
3 lg Onions
1 Head lettuce
4 Tomatoes, sliced
1 Lobster tail
1 Eagle talon
1 Fish (pref.2-days old)
1 Pot spaghetti
- Cold and gooey
1 lb Bacon (cooked?)
1 Meatloaf
1 Ham
1 Fried egg (over easy)
1 String of sausages
1 Mayonnaise, gallon
1 Jar of pickle relish
1 Tin of sardine in oil
1 Bottle of ketchup
1 Bottle Sweet mustard
1 Hot mustard
1 Loaf Bread
Assorted cheese
Assorted vegetables
Assorted olives

(above from)

[gotmilk]

Susie924 as Dagwood Bumstead's blondie wife

[gotmilk]

TLC with head on a chicken's bod

[gotmilk]

Ken Scordo as a very too fast talk'n used car dealer that says:

"Yes we have no Lemons, only Oranges by the California Ocean."

[gotmilk]

IH Admin [Matt] shown as a teenager in highschool with head
... on top of a Krispy Kreem Donut
and later,
... on top of IH
then,
a smaller Matt on a BIG motorcycle
then,
with BobZ as repo-men to obtain SI
then,
now as a stud with...
... hot playboy bunny Valerie
... with slick haired Ken (next post)

[gotmilk]

Bob Zumbrunnen shown as his head on top of...
... a pc as a geek
... a zoom-zoom racing car
... a jazz music instrument
... a back-hoe
... (more)

[gotmilk]

who where those three that gave birth to SI?

[gotmilk]

First we gotta Prime the JibJab Pump

Its all a business, JibJab.com and SI, IH etc,
so lets clue in JibJab of their viewer & customer base
as being us the online market investors,
and thereby give JibJab da reason to spot-light us.

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