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looks like those
offshore “investment funds”
that are trapped in $EPIX
have been watching
DOPE-RAH LOSSFREY
YOU GET A TAX WRITE-OFF ....and YOU GET A TAX WRITE-OFF ......
and YOU GET A TAX WRITE-OFF
RED
bahahahahahahaha
oh noooooooooooooooooooo
Slip slidin’ away
$EPIX keeps falling more
and more
they’re
Slip slidin’ away
EVERYBODY:
Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooooo
wow !
it’s like shangrila for these $EPIX PM sellers
bahahaha
put up another bid
volume is YUUUUUUGE!
bahahahahahahahaha
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooo
congrats!
to that lucky shareholder that got out of those 200 $EPIX shares
resulting in 95+% of the PM volume
YUUUUUUUUGE!
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooo
so sad
1 lonely painted share traded PM
$EPIX SMOKE & MIRRORS !!
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooo
silver bells doobeedoo silver bells
soon it will be
$EPIX PINKSLIPMAS
don’t think these super offshore “investment funds” are happy with this:
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooooooo
i’m feeling nostalgic this am
$EPIX NOTIFICATION !!!
such great advice !! you’re welcome !!
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooooo
i’m not worried
still time to jump off the boat
I'll take your hand, even though you dismissed my call
Cause that's what friends are for, to save us from waterfalls
$EPIX GAP TO FILL @ 1.85US$
friends and family network
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooo
is anyone
backing up the truck or
loading the boat here?
bahahahahahahaha
there’s still time to jump off the boat
i’ll hold your hand
bahahahahahahahaha
$EPIX DISASTER
ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT
gap @1.85US$
oh nooooooooooooooooo
HOLY MACKERULL !
$EPIX FAILURE HERE
does this stock ever go up?
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooo
Pumpers and dumpers and bears! Oh my!
Pumpers and dumpers and bears! Oh my!
$EPIX GLOOM & DOOM
roach motel you can get in but you can’t get out
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooo
TOAST
one fund sells and
$EPIX DISASTER
eyeballs popping out holding this up
while catching this falling knife
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooo
if there’s 2 things in life I have learned
it is
don’t buy stocks like $EPIX
on a friday to hold over the weekend (or ever)
and
if it smells like cologne leave it alone
OINK OINK
this stock seems very perfumy
choose your poison
bahahahahahahahahaha
oh nooooooooooooooo
VOLUME ALERT !!!
just passed 2300 shares for the day
can you say
$EPIX LIKWIDITY !!
say it with me
eh
pix
li
kwid
uh
tee
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooo
charts are looking great here !!
only down 90+ % in the past two years.
can we make it a full 100??
let’s gooooooooooo
$EPIX
wait …..what?
that’s not good
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooo
I guess the
good thing for any regular sucker investor here is the fact that all those offshore “investment funds” have to mark their year end losses on this
$EPIX TRASH CAN
and may be holding it up for the smoke and mirrors annual statement
thank me later again
watch out for that gap @1.85US$
oh nooooooooooooooooo
OINK OINK
if the
science worked
BP would not have dumped
$EPIX
they couldn’t care if there was only one person or a million recruited
10 million to them is like a taco dinner for most and BP NEEDS to have products in the works
thank me later again
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooooooo
tight spread here makes it a tuff decision
wait …..what ?
$EPIX HOLY MACKERULL
but but the guys with the people with the other group are gonna buy this out
someone knows something
bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
soon it will be pinkslipmas day
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooooooo
hoooooooo
is gonna buy this
$EPIX PIECE OF GARBAGE
on a EOY witchy rebalance friday
……..
and hold more of it over the weekend
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OINK OINK
thank me later again
oh noooooooooooooooo
getting dumped
in more than one way here
$EPIX DUMPFEST
1st they were dumped by big pharma
- and you gotta really suck to get dropped that early
and the stock is doing the methodical smoke and mirrors dump to create the illusion
there are no buyers just sellers waiting
dumpy dumpy dumpy dumpy
thank me later again
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
can’t believe
that it took longer for
$EPIX to report financials
-74’days
then it took investors to lose over 50% of their money in this
stinky pinky
pumpy dumpy
cherry picking
we announced
TRASH CAN
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooo
silver bells doodeedoo silver bells
$EPIX could be a dime really quickly
(1-20 reverse split factored in so 2US$ for all you intelligent math geniuses)
very bad witchy wed to friday in december in a long time and this is a
TRASH CAN
that took 74 days to report financials
like a true stinky pinky
gap fill @1.85
thank me later again
oh nooooooooooooooo
overheard
in the
$EPIX pump and dump war room
$EPIX Officer 1: (Scared) I don't like this promo we paid for It's dark and creepy.
$EPIX Officer 2 : Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter. ($EPIX 1 nods and turns to $EPIX 3)
$EPIX Officer 1: Do... Do you suppose we'll meet any wild penny flippers?
$EPIX Officer 3: Mmm, we might. ($EPIX 1 gasped)
$EPIX 2: (Nervously) Penny flippers that pump stinky pinky stocks?
$EPIX 3: Uh, some but mostly pumpers and dumpers and bears.
$EPIX 1: Pumpers!
$EPIX 2: And dumpers?
$EPIX 3 : And bears!
$EPIX 1 (Gasps) Pumpers and dumpers and bears! Oh my!
Pumpers and dumpers and bears! Oh my!
Pumpers and dumpers and bears! Oh my!
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
and the ….
award for biggest spread in a pump and dump comedy goes to …..
drum roll
more drum roll
$EPIX !!!!! woooooooowooooooo
2.55 x 3.95
holy mackerull
OINK OINK
bahahahahahahahaha
soon it will be pinkslipmas day
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
overheard
in the $EPIX
pump and dump war room
Pumper 1 : You gonna get used to wearin' them 2s after awhile, piggy Don't you never stop listenin' to them shareholders cause they gonna remind you of what pz been saying -- for your own good.
$EPIX: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Pumper 1
Pumper 1: Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never!
Pumper 1: What we've got here is failure to communicate.
bahahahahahahahaha
A BIG FAILURE
big time company on the dak no CC ?
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooo
oooo oooo
that smell
can’t you smell that smell ?
the smell of stinky pinky $EPIX
is all around uuuuuuu
TRASH CAN
OINK OINK
do you see that gap at $1.85 ?
silver bells poopydoo silver bells
oh noooooooooooooooo
silver bells zipitdeedoo silver bells
is $EPIX NOT having a conference call to discuss that amazing 10k that took 74 days to cut paste and carefully word their -
as of, we announced, and the at dates ?
ring a ling
soon it will be pinkslipmas day
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooo
bahahahahaha
Make 'em say, uhh
(Uhh!)
Na, nah, na, nah
$EPIX BATTLE OF THE PAINTED TAPE
SO SAD
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooo
i’m picturing the
mime trapped in the box making those ridiculous hand gestures as I think of the
trapped offshore “investment funds”
that have absolutely no liquidity to think about selling this
$EPIX TRASH CAN
I wanna see it painted
oh nooooooooooooooo
OINK OINK
bahahahahahahahahaha
I see a red door and I want to paint it
OINK OINK
bahahahaha
$EPIX NIGHTMARE !!!
STINKY PINKY
PUMPY DUMPY
oh nooooooooooooooo
who can it be now
waawaanaanaanaa
who can it be knockin at my door
it’s the $EPIX PINKSLIPMAN
OINK OINK
go away don’t come round here no mo
oh noooooooooooooooooooo
witchy wednesday too much
$EPIX can’t ride the rising tide
but it sure knows how to……..
look out belooooooooooo
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooo
silver bells blahblahblah silver bells
$EPIX CUTASTROFEE !!!
soon it will be pinkslipmas day
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooo
oh noooooooooooo
$EPIX GAP @ 1.85US$
tick tock
but wait……there’s more
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooo
looks like
the 74 day $EPIX 10k
gives a better understanding that
this was a pump and dump
as of as of as of
hide and seek
but wait there’s more ……
2026 seems a million years away with unlimited share authorization doesn’t it ?
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooo
I wonder what
has happened since
$EPIX 9/30 as of date
9. SHAREHOLDERS’ EQUITY
Authorized
Unlimited common shares, without par value.
Unlimited preferred shares, without par value.
At September 30, 2022, warrants were outstanding enabling holders to acquire common shares as follows:
2,920,000 US$ 0.0001
gooba-gooba-gooba-gooba
but wait …..there’s more…
can’t believe this cut and paste job took 74 days
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooo
stinky pinky
loves that “as of date”
$EPIX kick the can to Feb 15
go figure. so proud they only took
74 days to report this one
but wait …there’s more…..
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooo
wooooowoooooo
$EPIX FINALLY!!!!!!!!
Common Shares
We are authorized to issue an unlimited number of common shares, without par value.
OINK OINK
more to come
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
do or die today pumpy dumpy
if you can’t make it here you can’t make it ….anywhere
it’s up to you $EPIX stinky pinky
STINKY PINKY ……
STIIIIIIIIIINKY PINKY
rising tide lifts all TRASH CANS TOO?
oh nooooooooooooooooo
silver bells hoodeedoo silver bells
the longer $EPIX takes to rip that very sticky bandaid off the more hairs it’s gonna take with it
are the boardroom doors about to open?
ring a ling scoobydoo
soon it will be pinkslipmas day
OINK OINK STINKY PINKY PUMP & DUMP
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
showa hands
what’s gonna happen first
$EPIX releases the 10k
or
aliens invading uranus ?
asking for a friend
bahahahahahahahahaha
no vaseline
oh noooooooooooooooo
74 is not a good number
and that’s how many days past the end of the quarter $EPIX hasn’t filed their financial disclosures
74 very bad very very bad
can’t wait for 75
OINK OINK
bahahahahahahaha
oh noooooooooooooooooo
churn baby churn
$EPIX INFERNO
dis-satisfaction came in a chain reaction
couldn't get enough,
so I they to self-destruct
someone getting restless?
tick tock paperwork due soon
soon it will be pinkslipmas day
oh noooooooooooooooooooo
silver bells bopbopbop silver bells
it’s now 73 days since the end of the quarter and $EPIX investors feel shi**y
ring a ling doobeedoo
soon it will be
pinkslipmas day
stinky pinky land
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooooooo
does anyone know
if there’s any rumor of an
$EPIX board shakeup
with all of those trapped
offshore “investment funds”
it’s gotta be soon
or are they waiting for the gap to be filled in the $1s ?
asking for a friend
silver bells doobeedoo silver bells
soon it will be
pinkslipmas day
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
72 days
when will the cat mrrreeeooowww be let out of the bag
is it still breathing?
$EPIX PUMP & DUMP
OINK OINK
release the 10k already you’re on the dak
stinky pinky
on noooooooooooooooooo
overheard
in the $EPIX
pump and dump war room
Pumper 1: Anybody seen the 10k?
Pumper 2 : Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Pumper 3: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw him pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Pumper 1 : Thank you, pumper 3
Pumper 3 No problem whatsoever.
Pumper 1 Anyone seen Wood?
Pumper 2: Wood? Wood? Wood?
if woody had gone right to the police ….
bahahahahahahahahaha
OINK OINK
oh noooooooooooo
silver bells lalala silver bells
$EPIX PINKSLIPMAS
hooze gonna be first to get the axe?
don’t axe me
bahahahahahahahaha
stinky pinky pumpy dumpy
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOLY MACKERULL !!!
TRASH CAN $EPIX
71 days since quarter ended no financial disclosure yet
stinky pinky pumpy dumpy
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I don’t know bout u
but i think this
$EPIX HEAP OF TRASH
has a lot of things they don’t want to tell you and are trying to figure out if they have to tell you while not telling you what you think they didn’t tell you already
sounds bout right
tick tock
OINK OINK
oh nooooooooooooooooooo
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