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#24117   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/22/ikmqh26907955_18973620370 PappaJohn 01/22/18 01:05:12 PM
#24116   Many years ago Playboy had a section on back2basics 01/21/18 03:55:00 PM
#24115   Donald Trump was recently asked " do you SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/21/18 12:12:54 PM
#24114   Seniors Personal Ads SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/21/18 11:40:50 AM
#24113   Should I laugh or cry? excel 01/21/18 12:41:55 AM
#24112   His voice is about to go up a pos_stock_hoarder 01/20/18 04:26:50 PM
#24111   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/20/zvghkold_lady.jpg mnfats 01/20/18 03:12:35 PM
#24110   Does anyone know what the SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/20/18 10:12:08 AM
#24109   $5.37! That's what the kid behind the counter excel 01/19/18 07:46:20 PM
#24108   That's great .... Where was that 30+ years Gmenfan 01/19/18 05:37:37 PM
#24107   Overwhelmed parent? Try Naptime! Quintessence 01/19/18 04:36:23 PM
#24106   Now we know.... PappaJohn 01/18/18 07:50:32 PM
#24105   SMACK or SLAP is a quick fix. getmoreshares 01/18/18 06:51:31 PM
#24104   Shaving with a razor takes a lot of SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/18/18 03:49:01 PM
#24103   Translation: you can not say "no" to your child. Giovanni 01/18/18 02:36:47 PM
#24102   All I’m saying is if you wake up... SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/18/18 01:22:42 PM
#24101   A linguistics professor was lecturing his class: "In SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/17/18 12:55:16 PM
#24100   Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Hawaii… SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/17/18 09:00:35 AM
#24099   The wife checked her husband's phone and found SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/17/18 08:47:41 AM
#24098   During a quarrel... SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/17/18 08:44:51 AM
#24097   Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/17/18 08:42:27 AM
#24096   OMG! Venus and Mars BIG TIME! pos_stock_hoarder 01/16/18 02:24:03 PM
#24095   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg&feature=youtu.be been meaning to say hi. [and all copytele 01/16/18 01:23:53 PM
#24094   I doubt liquor is the answer.................. SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/15/18 11:19:56 AM
#24093   An elderly couple are playing together in the SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/15/18 11:13:27 AM
#24092   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 01/13/18 07:13:12 PM
#24091   That's great!! Gmenfan 01/13/18 06:26:12 PM
#24090   Curling, anyone? e-ore 01/13/18 06:05:57 PM
#24089   A teacher decides to let students go home e-ore 01/13/18 05:57:41 PM
#24088   Not only did you have to walk over Gmenfan 01/13/18 08:51:27 AM
#24087   Gmenfan, Some really good ones ! back2basics 01/12/18 07:05:07 PM
#24086   https://www.facebook.com/nationonenews/videos/1860113934013190/ Giovanni 01/12/18 05:48:43 PM
#24085   O.J. Simpson this weekend denied long-running rumors that Giovanni 01/12/18 02:12:07 PM
#24084   1. My goal for 2017 was to lose Gmenfan 01/12/18 12:32:27 PM
#24083   It was hard times for two ventriloquists. Very mnfats 01/11/18 03:53:15 PM
#24082   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/11/nvbrsToonz...._Good_Ones_ mnfats 01/11/18 03:47:17 PM
#24081   Yes. I thought that was the one flaw excel 01/10/18 10:26:38 AM
#24080   $1.50!? I'd be making $150 a week pos_stock_hoarder 01/10/18 09:27:19 AM
#24079   Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the excel 01/10/18 01:18:53 AM
#24078   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/9/ircquvacation.jpg mnfats 01/09/18 01:59:17 PM
#24077   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/9/pynuzvacume.gif mnfats 01/09/18 01:58:01 PM
#24076   https://i.imgflip.com/16kpsa.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 01/08/18 02:33:33 PM
#24075   I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. back2basics 01/07/18 07:00:24 PM
#24074   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/7/nzroxwifi.jpg mnfats 01/07/18 01:53:10 PM
#24073   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/7/fjrtiWTF_Pic_(2).jpg[/char mnfats 01/07/18 01:50:52 PM
#24072   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/7/cjrzdz000346.jpg mnfats 01/07/18 01:49:09 PM
#24071   Rejected Children's' Book Titles - SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/06/18 11:49:38 PM
#24070   LOL. Gmenfan 01/06/18 04:32:57 PM
#24069   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/6/mvivsATT0005010.jpg[/chart mnfats 01/06/18 03:05:21 PM
#24068   In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/05/18 02:38:53 PM
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