Home > Boards > The Lounge > Humor/Jokes >

Any Good Jokes? (JOKES)

      Hide Sticky   Hide Intro
Moderator: PappaJohn Assistants:
Search This Board: 
Last Post: 5/23/2019 11:56:37 AM - Followers: 555 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 3

Post your best ones here...

Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: http://www.investorshub.com/boards/boards.asp?cat_id=123 "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

Have something ironic or thought provoking?

Thank you for stopping by.

DISCLAIMER: The humor contained within does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my wombat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; this joke is distribution copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute these jokes and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the joke in commercial publications without written permission from Major League Baseball; other copyright laws for specific jokes apply wherever noted; jokes are subject to change without notice; jokes are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this humor offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; humor is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity joke employer; no shoes, no shirt, no jokes; quantities are limited while supplies last; if defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized joke service center; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries are not included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; Best viewed at 1024 x 768 pixels, safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness, irritation,or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with mucous membranes;do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near flammable or magnetic source; smoking these jokes may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used in these jokes is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of these jokes; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavour added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a humorologist; jokes are ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet; must be 18 to enter; possible penalties for early withdrawal; joke offer valid only at participating E-mail sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in the joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item; other restrictions may apply. Keep away from water and small children. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on.

PlusOneCoin Top Posts
No plusone'd posts yet. Be the first!
#25947   *knocks on door* SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/23/19 11:56:37 AM
#25946   A woman was sure that her husband was SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/23/19 11:53:16 AM
#25945   She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/23/19 09:46:22 AM
#25944   My wife & I toss a coin to SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/22/19 11:33:57 AM
#25943   A philosopher, a mathematician, and a physicist were Quintessence 05/21/19 05:29:35 PM
#25942   Oh my. Lololol!!! Smart dad! excel 05/20/19 03:47:54 PM
#25941   https://assets.amuniversal.com/d6e50a0057fc01379af2005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/20/19 11:17:50 AM
#25940   Nice double header! pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/19 11:32:40 AM
#25939   Playboy is coming out with a new magazine SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/19/19 11:03:44 AM
#25938   A man walked into a bar on a SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/19/19 10:52:28 AM
#25937   WANTED: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/17/19 01:16:39 PM
#25936   A boy was feeling very nervous about his SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/17/19 01:11:08 PM
#25935   there was one link that contained 50 videos. getmoreshares 05/16/19 08:40:20 AM
#25934   yes I recall some and they would all Buckey 05/16/19 08:38:26 AM
#25933   the bloopers were better! getmoreshares 05/16/19 08:34:03 AM
#25932   I plan on watching a lot of Tim Buckey 05/16/19 08:20:38 AM
#25931   Yes- RIP- Tim C. Spent over an getmoreshares 05/15/19 07:46:45 PM
#25930   [yt]_0eINGyJHz8[/yt] e-ore 05/15/19 07:33:08 PM
#25929   R.I.P. Tim Conway PappaJohn 05/15/19 06:52:35 PM
#25928   Ha. No dress rehearsal, live in 3-2-1 PappaJohn 05/15/19 06:51:06 PM
#25927   [yt]YJwZMUn7GdQ[/yt] e-ore 05/15/19 02:33:02 PM
#25926   “It’s all smoke and mirrors” he said… SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/13/19 02:01:19 PM
#25925   A man was on a long walk in getmoreshares 05/13/19 12:08:39 PM
#25924   bet they are sugarless too! getmoreshares 05/12/19 04:48:04 PM
#25923   Kamala and AOC and Hilary and Barack in Giovanni 05/12/19 06:28:13 AM
#25922   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/mail789_zpspsti3fzd.jpg mnfats 05/11/19 07:36:31 PM
#25921   !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! getmoreshares 05/11/19 05:19:17 PM
#25920   Nice groaner. Better than the one i put e-ore 05/10/19 09:16:56 PM
#25919   I heard your groan from here! excel 05/10/19 08:00:56 PM
#25918   Oh man, now that's a great groaner! pos_stock_hoarder 05/10/19 07:34:01 PM
#25917   So there was this man in Bulgaria who Quintessence 05/10/19 06:37:22 PM
#25916   "Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" getmoreshares 05/10/19 11:23:14 AM
#25915   good ones today!!!!!!!!! getmoreshares 05/08/19 08:08:41 PM
#25914   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/mail09_zpsm7bhjia0.jpg mnfats 05/08/19 04:49:38 PM
#25913   A Woman comes home and tells her husband, SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/08/19 12:01:16 PM
#25912   Why Millennial's Are Not Buying Motorcycles SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/08/19 10:29:47 AM
#25911   I swear, if my memory was any worse, SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/05/19 09:25:01 AM
#25910   Girlfriend: My dad worries I'll get pregnant. SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/02/19 01:18:56 PM
#25909   A teacher decides to let students out early e-ore 05/01/19 05:28:41 PM
#25908   Things your wife will never say: SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/01/19 02:47:10 PM
#25907   As a man serviced an alarm system at getmoreshares 05/01/19 11:57:53 AM
#25906   One day while driving through a neighborhood near excel 04/30/19 08:33:01 PM
#25905   And old age! ;-) Gmenfan 04/30/19 05:57:25 PM
#25904   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/mai98l_zpsj39sayr2.jpg mnfats 04/30/19 05:10:48 PM
#25903   Resolving to surprise her husband, an SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/30/19 10:26:08 AM
#25902   A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/30/19 10:22:34 AM
#25901   Mary is a middle aged woman, she is SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/30/19 10:21:31 AM
#25900   There was a farmer who had a brown SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/30/19 10:20:30 AM
#25899   Pops 0264 went to the doctor to get SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/30/19 10:18:41 AM
#25898   A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/30/19 10:16:38 AM