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#27900   Monk---I was just channel surfing and saw his wow_happens28 11/24/20 05:30:11 PM
#27899   Me too! Gmenfan 11/24/20 05:29:03 PM
#27898   Another, ahead of his time... PappaJohn 11/24/20 05:27:58 PM
#27897   Good one, Wow! pos_stock_hoarder 11/24/20 05:18:19 PM
#27895   "Cheers" COVID - ahead of their time wow_happens28 11/24/20 03:33:38 PM
#27894   Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be getmoreshares 11/24/20 03:30:22 PM
#27893   NEWS Pennsylvania governor halts alcohol sales day before Thanksgiving Giovanni 11/24/20 09:54:37 AM
#27892   A chicken farmer went into a local tavern SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/24/20 07:11:05 AM
#27891   took me a second!!! LOL getmoreshares 11/23/20 06:45:36 PM
#27890   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/11/23/agbmmTp_tp.jpg[/im PappaJohn 11/23/20 06:02:06 PM
#27889   An Eskimo in the North Pole........... SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/20 02:43:20 PM
#27888   Oh, a fine groaner coming right up outta pos_stock_hoarder 11/23/20 02:43:20 PM
#27887   Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez praises Harry Styles for wearing a Giovanni 11/23/20 09:42:38 AM
#27886   Steven Spielberg just announced he won't be SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/20 06:34:04 AM
#27885   A guy went to his travel agent and SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/23/20 06:20:39 AM
#27884   Time heals everything and that's why the doctor SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/22/20 08:02:17 AM
#27883   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/11/21/etslh4n48u4.jpg[/i PappaJohn 11/21/20 03:55:10 PM
#27882   LMAO! pos_stock_hoarder 11/20/20 02:11:48 PM
#27881   Big Boy Appliances nwsailor 11/20/20 01:14:55 PM
#27880   A philosopher says to a linguist SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/20/20 09:48:49 AM
#27879   !!!!!!!!!!! good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! getmoreshares 11/19/20 04:38:47 PM
#27878   This was sent to me today....too funny not sdheart 11/19/20 03:34:15 PM
#27877   Stereotypes in real life SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/19/20 09:12:31 AM
#27876   The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/19/20 09:11:49 AM
#27875   Did you hear about the constipated accountant? SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/19/20 09:11:23 AM
#27874   I took a date to the cinema and SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/20 12:04:11 PM
#27873   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 11/18/20 09:11:01 AM
#27872   A Stiff joke SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/18/20 09:03:24 AM
#27871   I got booed for telling a capital punishment SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/17/20 02:13:36 PM
#27870   The River SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/17/20 10:08:43 AM
#27869   Thanksgiving..... SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/17/20 10:06:54 AM
#27868   Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a getmoreshares 11/16/20 11:53:13 AM
#27867   The way this election is progressing reminds me back2basics 11/15/20 10:53:58 PM
#27866   you can make jokes about the IRISH-- we getmoreshares 11/15/20 06:29:00 PM
#27865   LOL getmoreshares 11/15/20 06:26:51 PM
#27864   When I tell ethnic jokes it seems that Giovanni 11/14/20 08:38:40 PM
#27863   These are RACIST!!! ;-) Gmenfan 11/14/20 04:42:29 PM
#27862   A tale of loss..... pos_stock_hoarder 11/14/20 04:07:10 PM
#27861   LOLOL Seminole Red 11/14/20 12:53:23 PM
#27860   What's the difference between Caucasians SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/14/20 12:44:15 PM
#27859   When Forest Gump died, he stood in front SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/13/20 01:50:27 PM
#27857   I checked into a hotel on a business SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/13/20 10:45:48 AM
#27856   My wife left me for another man. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/13/20 10:39:57 AM
#27855   https://assets.amuniversal.com/ba07f1f0005a013930a9005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/13/20 10:26:45 AM
#27854   Saw the fattest Dalmation ever SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/12/20 01:43:02 PM
#27853   yep should share that on some other boards!! getmoreshares 11/12/20 11:34:30 AM
#27852   WTG Giovanni!!! back2basics 11/12/20 10:33:05 AM
#27851   A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. SHORENUFFSTUFF 11/12/20 10:11:09 AM
#27850   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShADx4MNSp4 Giovanni 11/12/20 09:41:12 AM
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