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#28875   Doppelgänger PappaJohn 05/11/21 05:05:42 PM
#28874   LOL.... Gmenfan 05/11/21 04:28:21 PM
#28873   Art Appreciation 101 PappaJohn 05/11/21 01:35:38 PM
#28872   I was out walking with my 4 year getmoreshares 05/10/21 12:15:40 PM
#28871   LOL Trinityz1 05/10/21 11:14:09 AM
#28870   A young Native American woman went to a SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/10/21 07:40:23 AM
#28869   To all the mothers out there: getmoreshares 05/09/21 05:49:51 PM
#28868   Some early results from today's activities... PappaJohn 05/09/21 03:46:06 PM
#28867   A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital getmoreshares 05/09/21 12:41:27 PM
#28866   I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist. getmoreshares 05/09/21 12:40:30 PM
#28865   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2021/5/9/dubqk20210509_091435 PappaJohn 05/09/21 10:32:26 AM
#28864   Yes- and that's the way it is!!!!!! getmoreshares 05/08/21 08:26:42 AM
#28863   For ALL those Moms out there >> SkeBallLarry 05/08/21 07:46:07 AM
#28862   Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. getmoreshares 05/07/21 12:58:36 PM
#28861   I b was in construction when OSHA and back2basics 05/07/21 10:22:28 AM
#28860   Ya can't fix stupid! Gmenfan 05/07/21 08:26:05 AM
#28859   WOW!!!!!!! getmoreshares 05/07/21 02:06:44 AM
#28858   I'd bet the pallet rack was lacking an PappaJohn 05/06/21 09:00:39 PM
#28857   Guard the door again from OSHA wow_happens28 05/06/21 06:38:50 PM
#28856   Somebody guard the door and watch for OSHA PappaJohn 05/06/21 06:28:35 PM
#28855   yep - save us!! GEEZE-- now you need getmoreshares 05/06/21 05:21:57 PM
#28854   I think this goes wow_happens28 05/06/21 04:48:41 PM
#28853   Thus, that is why we now have so Gmenfan 05/06/21 04:46:07 PM
#28852   That Cowboy Logic reminds me of a fun wow_happens28 05/06/21 04:41:53 PM
#28851   loaded question-- would never answer anything other than NO. getmoreshares 05/06/21 04:03:34 PM
#28850   My wife asked me if she died would SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/06/21 09:38:45 AM
#28849   Cowboy Logic SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/06/21 09:35:03 AM
#28848   a young homesteading couple living in their sod Trinityz1 05/05/21 03:59:26 PM
#28847   yes-- there are still plenty of coffee drinkers-- getmoreshares 05/05/21 03:47:54 PM
#28846   went into one once Trinityz1 05/05/21 01:37:23 PM
#28845   that is insane Trinityz1 05/05/21 01:32:20 PM
#28844   nah I have security stuff that stops some links Trinityz1 05/05/21 01:31:33 PM
#28843   Starbuck's website also boasts that there are "170,000 Giovanni 05/05/21 12:12:32 PM
#28842   Think you are having a bad day? Giovanni 05/05/21 11:59:35 AM
#28841   I'm trying to learn how to embed. Giovanni 05/05/21 11:54:07 AM
#28840   National Cartoonist Day today. PappaJohn 05/05/21 11:26:05 AM
#28839   these don't load for me Trinityz1 05/05/21 10:51:01 AM
#28838   I was watching an Australian cooking show, and SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/05/21 08:56:34 AM
#28837   https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=296&v=HaJpYjO136o&feature=emb_t Giovanni 05/04/21 10:12:09 PM
#28836   https://assets.amuniversal.com/2c49b75088e701395a9e005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/04/21 06:22:00 PM
#28835   Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. honyaker 05/04/21 06:14:17 PM
#28834   Vlad the Impaler's favorite joke: SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/04/21 11:36:25 AM
#28833   Alright so in this small rural town there SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/03/21 09:18:32 AM
#28832   This man who lives in a rural area SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/03/21 09:16:02 AM
#28831   It's strange that people are celebrating Kamala SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/02/21 11:09:57 AM
#28830   A guy goes to an interview for a SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/02/21 11:01:45 AM
#28829   Two Women riding in an elevator in a SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/02/21 11:00:45 AM
#28828   I was making out with a girl on SHORENUFFSTUFF 05/02/21 10:59:58 AM
#28827   First time, eh? PappaJohn 05/01/21 06:37:14 PM
#28826   Well, whatever PappaJohn 05/01/21 05:48:11 PM
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