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#26823   Makes me go hmmmm? PappaJohn 04/08/20 02:48:01 PM
#26822   A toilet with facial recognition for the butthole. nwsailor 04/08/20 12:29:03 PM
#26821   Bored but trying to find ambition... PappaJohn 04/07/20 04:50:55 PM
#26820   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/4/7/vakcr92131369_331349 PappaJohn 04/07/20 02:13:10 PM
#26819   LOL, I stole that one Flobewan 04/07/20 01:49:55 PM
#26818   Day 15 of quarantine PappaJohn 04/07/20 01:37:44 PM
#26817   I've had bad luck with both my wives. getmoreshares 04/07/20 01:01:53 PM
#26816   Back in the early 70's I remember Redd wow_happens28 04/07/20 09:45:18 AM
#26815   My ex moved to China recently and says SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/07/20 09:19:18 AM
#26814   " I like my COVID like I like SkeBallLarry 04/07/20 08:24:37 AM
#26813   it's a good one :D albrechtmyers 04/07/20 06:22:25 AM
#26812   great idea- wonder if a broom handle will getmoreshares 04/06/20 03:23:08 PM
#26811   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/4/6/zdqad92512548_102190 PappaJohn 04/06/20 03:16:37 PM
#26810   Ticked Off Vic: Nobody Told Me What It pos_stock_hoarder 04/06/20 10:56:04 AM
#26809   the clock it just keep on running 02opida 04/06/20 09:44:22 AM
#26808   A pretty young college student Visited her professor’s SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/06/20 08:33:26 AM
#26807   https://assets.amuniversal.com/4dfdf76050680138f334005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/04/20 02:07:06 PM
#26806   Some business humour PappaJohn 04/04/20 01:04:48 PM
#26805   This may generate a chorus of "ewwww" in PappaJohn 04/04/20 12:55:26 PM
#26804   To heck with toilet paper! I bought dryer sheets. My e-ore 04/04/20 12:22:37 PM
#26803   My wife just kicked me out of the SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/04/20 09:10:09 AM
#26802   Stimulus Package Advice SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/04/20 09:02:52 AM
#26801   • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks Marilynt 04/03/20 09:16:28 PM
#26800   Are you following me too closely? PappaJohn 04/03/20 04:37:06 PM
#26799   liked this one on the same page getmoreshares 04/03/20 02:20:29 PM
#26798   "Hello," exclaimed Jenkins, as he met his friend getmoreshares 04/03/20 01:56:07 PM
#26797   We are a couple weeks into self-isolation and getmoreshares 04/03/20 01:54:51 PM
#26796   Stayin' Inside" - Corona Virus Bee Gees Parody wow_happens28 04/03/20 09:32:56 AM
#26795   Railroad ties!!!! OMG!!! It makes me back2basics 04/02/20 07:29:32 PM
#26794   I definitely recall building miles and miles of PappaJohn 04/02/20 06:05:15 PM
#26793   My grand parents and my Dad had a back2basics 04/02/20 05:31:31 PM
#26792   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/4/2/obmec91715634_2649235138521605_870083136 PappaJohn 04/02/20 05:30:18 PM
#26791   When her husband returns home at two in getmoreshares 04/02/20 10:22:57 AM
#26790   Mentos and Coke... Quintessence 04/02/20 08:53:35 AM
#26789   I might have to try selling Bidet products, wow_happens28 04/01/20 09:40:08 PM
#26788   After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my wow_happens28 04/01/20 08:52:53 PM
#26787   A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra honyaker 04/01/20 07:48:04 PM
#26786   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/4/1/muhef91503795_167087 PappaJohn 04/01/20 05:41:48 PM
#26785   hand sanitizer! getmoreshares 04/01/20 02:55:56 PM
#26784   Just seen a news report about the stresses SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/01/20 02:42:07 PM
#26783   Work from home... PappaJohn 04/01/20 02:22:02 PM
#26782   Excellent! pos_stock_hoarder 04/01/20 01:54:07 PM
#26781   Home schooling gives parents a greater understanding of PappaJohn 04/01/20 01:52:27 PM
#26780   Perfect! pos_stock_hoarder 04/01/20 01:47:17 PM
#26779   My favorite Isolation joke is the one about back2basics 04/01/20 01:43:28 PM
#26778   I was in a staff meeting that was back2basics 04/01/20 01:36:54 PM
#26777   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2020/4/1/umwltQuarantine_hooc PappaJohn 04/01/20 01:06:14 PM
#26776   very funny!!!!!!!!!!!! getmoreshares 04/01/20 12:42:51 PM
#26775   [yt]UP8NRgWtPaE[/yt] e-ore 04/01/20 12:33:50 PM
#26774   Ha I was in a staff meeting once when PappaJohn 04/01/20 12:31:10 PM
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