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Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#24547   If there is a Little Debbie then that SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/19/18 03:17:27 PM
#24546   A moth flits into a Dentist Office and SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/19/18 03:15:19 PM
#24545   ME: Hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes... SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/19/18 03:13:57 PM
#24544   After my death] SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/19/18 03:13:05 PM
#24543   Mathematics... SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/19/18 03:11:57 PM
#24542   What’s the difference between St. Patricks Day & Giovanni 04/19/18 02:01:48 PM
#24541   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 04/19/18 11:43:42 AM
#24540[/c mnfats 04/19/18 11:42:16 AM
#24539   You think you're having a bad day? SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/19/18 08:24:35 AM
#24538   Those are hilarious! Quintessence 04/18/18 04:20:49 PM
#24537   "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." Quintessence 04/18/18 04:17:57 PM
#24536   Daily News Headlines Worth a Second Look SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/18/18 12:32:14 PM
#24535   Some of my biggest fish are caught by SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/18/18 12:30:25 PM
#24534   One man was reading the newspaper in the SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/18/18 11:40:18 AM
#24533 pos_stock_hoarder 04/18/18 10:04:44 AM
#24532   While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/17/18 11:57:02 AM
#24531   A merchant captain and several of his officers SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/17/18 11:55:39 AM
#24530   Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/17/18 11:54:25 AM
#24529   A drunk man who smelled like booze sat getmoreshares 04/16/18 04:33:32 PM
#24528   A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic Quintessence 04/16/18 04:23:58 PM
#24527   Sorry I am late. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/16/18 01:28:36 PM
#24526 pos_stock_hoarder 04/16/18 01:14:51 PM
#24525   A visitor from Holland was chatting with his Quintessence 04/15/18 06:01:05 PM
#24524   Husband comes home drunk and his wife is SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/18 11:45:25 AM
#24523   How many dogs does it take to change SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/15/18 11:21:07 AM
#24522[/im PappaJohn 04/14/18 05:39:17 PM
#24521   Holy shit .... That's funny. I sent that Gmenfan 04/14/18 04:12:40 PM
#24520   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 04/14/18 04:11:07 PM
#24519 mnfats 04/14/18 03:43:44 PM
#24518 mnfats 04/14/18 03:40:14 PM
#24517   Fake news harms another person! pos_stock_hoarder 04/14/18 09:20:00 AM
#24516   The little sexy housewife was built so well, SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/14/18 08:06:47 AM
#24515   LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 04/13/18 05:59:17 PM
#24514[/cha mnfats 04/13/18 03:56:02 PM
#24513   Now we know. mnfats 04/13/18 03:51:02 PM
#24512[/cha mnfats 04/13/18 03:39:50 PM
#24511   That is awesome. PappaJohn 04/13/18 08:39:02 AM
#24510   Wow! > great entertainment > crudeoil24 04/12/18 09:41:02 PM
#24509   Two points! pos_stock_hoarder 04/12/18 10:21:33 AM
#24508   Late one night a mugger wearing a ski Quintessence 04/12/18 08:42:16 AM
#24507   Good one! pos_stock_hoarder 04/11/18 10:16:20 PM
#24506   That is reality these days not sure whether excel 04/11/18 09:56:06 PM
#24505   That's not so far fetched these days. lol mnfats 04/11/18 03:17:34 PM
#24504 mnfats 04/11/18 03:15:11 PM
#24503 pos_stock_hoarder 04/11/18 11:54:44 AM
#24502   I said to the pharmacist, "I need some SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/11/18 11:49:47 AM
#24501   An elderly couple was driving across the country. SHORENUFFSTUFF 04/10/18 12:53:40 PM
#24500   RIP Scott! pos_stock_hoarder 04/10/18 12:31:41 PM
#24499   Dear God, I think you'd be proud of Quintessence 04/10/18 12:26:13 PM
#24498   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 04/10/18 11:20:41 AM