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Please, not too blue. Remember, our children may be reading these, too. And language...what is "adult language?"...if it is wrong, it is wrong.

Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#25116   My husband told me that I am one getmoreshares 09/15/18 09:36:26 AM
#25115   How to dress a salad, LOL Flobewan 09/13/18 09:48:52 PM
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#25099   getmo, I was on the observation deck of back2basics 09/11/18 03:32:06 PM
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#25096[/ mnfats 09/11/18 02:33:34 PM
#25095   I too remember where I was. PappaJohn 09/11/18 01:10:07 PM
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