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#25476   A stuffy matron is with a new man SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/18/18 09:39:14 AM
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#25474   Snow: the only time three inches can keep SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/17/18 04:09:09 PM
#25473   Little Hope was practicing the violin in the getmoreshares 12/17/18 12:42:53 PM
#25472   The teacher said, “Take a pencil and paper, getmoreshares 12/17/18 12:42:32 PM
#25471   That's a good one, ShoEnuff .. !! SleighRidin'Larry 12/17/18 09:06:30 AM
#25470   It was a cold Christmas Eve and a SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/17/18 09:04:03 AM
#25469   A woman joins a country club. When she SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/17/18 09:01:32 AM
#25468   A man went into a bar and said Quintessence 12/16/18 05:44:59 PM
#25467   Four brothers left home for college, and they Quintessence 12/16/18 05:24:14 PM
#25466   Bobs reality ............. excel 12/16/18 02:16:55 PM
#25465   What do you get if you cross a SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/15/18 10:51:58 AM
#25464   ESTATE PLANNING 101: SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/15/18 10:49:33 AM
#25463   Why do some accountants become actuaries? SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/15/18 10:47:58 AM
#25462   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2013/12/11/yqsxkSanta.JPG Flobewan 12/15/18 10:17:09 AM
#25461   A lady went into the grocery and asked getmoreshares 12/14/18 04:41:23 PM
#25460   Today at the gym I asked a girl SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/13/18 09:06:49 AM
#25459   A French guest in a New York hotel SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/13/18 08:54:14 AM
#25458   An English Gentleman travels to the USA. SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/13/18 08:45:50 AM
#25457   This year for Xmas, I'm giving out lotto tickets. SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/12/18 09:39:59 AM
#25456   The big chess tournament was taking place at Quintessence 12/11/18 07:38:56 PM
#25455   I used to work with a guy who SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/11/18 11:09:54 AM
#25454   Here's an in your face response to "Them" Gmenfan 12/10/18 05:59:18 PM
#25453   "I think we can clearly see how ridiculous getmoreshares 12/10/18 05:05:48 PM
#25452   Two good ol' boys in a Arkansas trailer SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/10/18 12:10:03 PM
#25451   Words and phrases with two meanings SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/10/18 12:07:22 PM
#25450   An Old Pilots Wisdom SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/10/18 12:06:05 PM
#25449   A newly married man asked his wife... SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/10/18 12:04:44 PM
#25448   A woman was having a passionate affair with SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/10/18 12:01:56 PM
#25447   Show me a man who claims to be SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/10/18 11:44:02 AM
#25446   Golly sdheart! Are you trying to force back2basics 12/10/18 10:48:06 AM
#25445   Perfect! Gmenfan 12/10/18 09:58:17 AM
#25444   You got it! pos_stock_hoarder 12/10/18 09:50:51 AM
#25443   Since radio stations decided to pull “Baby it’s sdheart 12/10/18 09:12:22 AM
#25442   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 12/09/18 06:59:37 PM
#25441   NICE- what a good idea! getmoreshares 12/09/18 05:25:20 PM
#25440   What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? getmoreshares 12/09/18 05:09:49 PM
#25439   "I haven't been able to perform in bed SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/09/18 12:11:16 PM
#25438   A redneck boy runs into his house and SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/09/18 12:09:27 PM
#25437   If roles were reversed: SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/09/18 12:06:09 PM
#25436   Idle hands are the devil's workshop Giovanni 12/09/18 11:29:14 AM
#25435   "Still plunking your magic twanger? " back2basics 12/09/18 11:26:44 AM
#25434   Now THAT'S a groaner! :-) pos_stock_hoarder 12/09/18 10:43:44 AM
#25433   Still plunking your magic twanger? Giovanni 12/09/18 10:38:57 AM
#25432   A Viking named Rudolph the Red SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/09/18 07:38:40 AM
#25431   A beggar is standing in front of 7-11 SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/09/18 07:27:55 AM
#25430   Death in the Supermarket. SHORENUFFSTUFF 12/09/18 07:26:21 AM
#25429   Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a MiamiGent 12/08/18 10:08:00 PM
#25428   "We used to play spin the bottle when Gmenfan 12/08/18 05:03:06 PM
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