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Politics are a cause of concern for many who come here to escape the antics of the political playground on the Potomac. As such, politicals should be posted on boards specializing in politics: "The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."~Will Rogers We've the right to Freedom of Speech, but with rights comes responsibilities. Please be responsible by choosing the right forum / board for politics. JOKES is for laughs, not political propagandizing, please. The main criterion for politically out-of-bounds is (but not necessarily limited to): Jokes in which a candidate or political party is the butt of the joke is off-topic and subject to removal. It may be funny as all get-out, but alas, this isn't a campaign thread and IHub has boards specializing in politics and some anything-goes boards. JOKES is for laughs for the masses and humor for all who bless us with their presence.

Not only jokes, but if you have something uplifting that may lighten the load or brighten the day, feel free to post it.

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#24180   An Italian, named Luigi, is drinking in a Gmenfan 02/18/18 12:47:21 PM
#24179   LOLOLOL!!! excel 02/17/18 09:54:16 AM
#24178   Snacking tip for the cluelss pos_stock_hoarder 02/17/18 09:43:06 AM
#24177   A few years back I was at the excel 02/17/18 12:13:46 AM
#24176   Personal Ad: I am a sensitive man Quintessence 02/14/18 07:51:02 PM
#24175   It's safe to assume that more pubes are SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/14/18 11:26:50 AM
#24174   My wife got paid for being in a SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/14/18 11:19:01 AM
#24173   Mary and Dave got along pretty well. But Quintessence 02/13/18 09:58:49 PM
#24172   A group of married friends are at a getmoreshares 02/13/18 04:49:10 PM
#24171   My girlfriend left a note on the fridge getmoreshares 02/13/18 04:46:49 PM
#24170   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 02/13/18 04:09:10 PM
#24169   I'm not saying my wife is a hoe, onTarget 02/13/18 04:06:14 PM
#24168   I went to donate blood the other day onTarget 02/13/18 04:05:03 PM
#24167   Love it!!! Gmenfan 02/13/18 09:59:29 AM
#24166   Thumbs up! pos_stock_hoarder 02/13/18 08:12:42 AM
#24165   Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide charltuna 02/13/18 01:58:59 AM
#24164 PappaJohn 02/12/18 10:09:24 PM
#24163   Easter Hack: If You Crush a Marshmallow Bunny PappaJohn 02/12/18 05:47:13 PM
#24162 PappaJohn 02/12/18 05:29:46 PM
#24161   Good one! Another Valentine's Day joke (sort of): Quintessence 02/12/18 08:53:31 AM
#24160[/img PappaJohn 02/12/18 08:44:14 AM
#24159   Hitchhiker A man is driving in America when he Seminole Red 02/10/18 08:41:31 PM
#24158   * Do twins ever realize that one of SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/10/18 09:49:57 AM
#24157   I identify with some of those descriptions. PappaJohn 02/09/18 08:15:02 PM
#24156   You know you're getting older when: Quintessence 02/09/18 09:27:39 AM
#24155   NASCAR fans! WIN IHUB SUBSCRIPTIONS Seminole Red 02/08/18 10:23:23 AM
#24154   Guy just asked me where a public phone was. SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/08/18 09:43:29 AM
#24153   One aristocratic clan's ancestors had come to America Quintessence 02/08/18 08:43:16 AM
#24152   A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her getmoreshares 02/07/18 03:40:36 PM
#24151   She's lucky that she's not buried in the pos_stock_hoarder 02/07/18 11:50:34 AM
#24150   LOL! excel 02/07/18 11:36:50 AM
#24149   A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her Quintessence 02/07/18 11:27:19 AM
#24148   Very funny! back2basics 02/06/18 12:09:25 PM
#24147   Last night I was relaxing on the sofa excel 02/06/18 11:23:26 AM
#24146   RIP boiling water you will be mist. SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/06/18 08:01:56 AM
#24145 PappaJohn 02/04/18 01:26:53 PM
#24144   The young wife was in tears when she getmoreshares 02/04/18 10:52:24 AM
#24143   I hear exaggerations are up SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/03/18 09:54:25 AM
#24142   Speaking as an 81 year old man with back2basics 02/02/18 04:55:06 PM
#24141   An 80 year old man went for his Quintessence 02/02/18 04:03:51 PM
#24140   My wife was complaining to me SHORENUFFSTUFF 02/02/18 11:58:47 AM
#24139 pos_stock_hoarder 02/01/18 10:36:11 AM
#24138   Funny yet makes you wonder about the mental pos_stock_hoarder 02/01/18 10:08:09 AM
#24137   LMAO ... Gmenfan 02/01/18 08:01:54 AM
#24136 PappaJohn 02/01/18 07:55:24 AM
#24135   I don't know what beverage would go best PappaJohn 02/01/18 06:24:49 AM
#24134   Is it just me or do buffalo wings SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/31/18 11:49:11 AM
#24133   :-) Great siggy too! pos_stock_hoarder 01/31/18 08:03:17 AM
#24132   A friend of mine has two tickets for excel 01/31/18 01:46:38 AM
#24131   . . .you might be unemployable SHORENUFFSTUFF 01/28/18 11:27:41 AM