"So, effectively you are asking why we don't always reply to idiotic, moronic questions. Do I have that about right?"
Yes, spot on.
But you have also highlighted a potential new ToU violation for iHub one which benefit us all greatly.
Any post by persons who has ever asked an Admin more than one idiotic moronic question (unless it's me, of course) should automatically be considered a ToU breach.
I can think of several MBs which would be dramatically improved by such a rule.
Also if you make idiotic moronic posts a ToU in themselves, then * everything* would be -er - even >>better<<.