At what point do his bedtime nightmares turn into reality and involve a guy named Bubba? That's what I'm waiting for.
The circular nature of Schwarz is quite predictable since he's done it over and over and over again. At this point I think few people actually believe anything he says, but there always seems to be some nitwit who pops up touting his efforts.
Good Ol' Schwarzy, you never know what hijinx that rascal will pull next.