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This spam email is not like others I have received.

My addy must be in the BCC area; the person he sent it to is a co-worker?

I would go check this charity out on Guidestar.org, but I'm not interested in the offer. But it's definitely a first for me.

Imagine the possibilities: "stock boiler rooms for cancer" lol

From: Mike Cynar [mailto:[e-mail]]
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 3:44 PM
To: Deborah Tiaba [e-mail]
Subject: Contract Telemarketing Services

Need A Contract Telemarketer? We Need your Support!

○ Surveys ○Polling ○Appointment Setting ○Lead Generation

○ Business to Business ○ Business to Consumer ○Detailed Reporting

When You Support the Childhood Disease Research Foundation we WORK FOR YOU!

Dear Friend,

Please allow me to introduce myself, and my firm E Timed Solutions. Our firm’s services have been retained as a paid professional fundraiser to help the Childhood Disease Research Foundation and their scientists to research any and all types of childhood diseases in hopes of developing more effective treatments and discovering cures for those illnesses.

My name is Mike Cynar, President and Founder of ETS, and I promise that this approach of requesting your support is far different than what you may be accustomed to. You see sir/mam, I believe that if we are going to ask you for something, then we should be willing to do something for you. Each year, billions of dollars are donated to wonderful charitable organizations, and while the donors naturally feel great about giving to these fine charities, they rarely receive much more than a thank you. Friend, it’s time for a change. I have been in business for many years and as such I have been solicited for many charitable gifts, and today I hope to begin a new trend that will ultimately change the way people solicit donations. Our office is staffed with professional men and woman that are highly trained for both business to business calls and outbound sales. Their skills range from mortgage sales to newspaper/internet advertising and such they are far more effective at getting your message out than the typical telemarketing firm. I would like to take their skills and training and, in return for your charitable donation, put them to WORK FOR YOU.

If your business has a need for a contract telemarketer, let us help you while you help CDRF. Our services, while not limited to, will include lead generation, appointment setting, polling or surveying. We can provide or create specialty (limitations apply) business lists with no fee. Specialty consumer lists are also available for a nominal fee.

Detailed reports are also provided in and Excel spreadsheet disclosing the number of calls made, telephone number dialed, date, and result.

Below I have outlined the number of *calls that we will make on your behalf in return of your generous gift.

Donation Calls Made On Behalf Of Your Company

$2,000 1,400

$1,000 600

$500 275

$250 100

*Definition of a “call”:

A contact made with the Decision maker.
3 attempts to reach a decision maker. Includes busy, answering machines, no answer or not available.
Note: A disconnected telephone number is not counted unless the number is provided by merchant.

Quotes based on average call duration of 3 minutes.

MORE ABOUT CDRF

· We believe that every child should have a right and access to the best possible health.

· We believe that providing preventative, "how to" information to parents and to the broader community is a cost-effective way to greatly improve the health of children.

· We will initiate and support selected childhood disease research and education projects.

We aim to ensure that relevant health, disease prevention programs and services are available to as many parents, children and caregivers as possible.
Please visit www.cdrf.com for more information.
Please feel free to call and speak with me directly at 757-410-5730 or simply fax the form below back to our office.

Thank you for your consideration.

Mike Cynar

President

This is the only correspondence you will receive, however, you still opt out of future emails by emailing us at [e-mail]

HELP CDRF AND PUT US TO WORK FOR YOU. SIMPLY CALL 757-410-5730 or FAX THE FORM BELOW TO [phone].



Name______________________________ Phone_________________________________



Company Name____________________________________________________________



Describe the services you might consider for a donation: ___________________________



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Mike Cynar, President
e Timed Solutions
600 Independence Parkway, Suite 105
Chesapeake, VA 23320
757-410-5730 Office
757-410-4934 Fax
[e-mail]
www.emapster.com - As close as your own zip code.