The joke I posted was from a comedian named Emo Phillips. He has written a couple about our political parties, as well.
Republicans:
I am not a Republican- but I am saving up to be one.
Democrats:
When my grandmother was very old, she had a stroke. After we got her to the hospital, the doctors informed us that her heart was beating strongly, but that her brain was dead. We all realized that we had a very difficult situation on our hands. After all, we never had a Democrat in the family before.
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