Well the VIX is back down to levels where something always comes along to make it bounce. What might it be?
This week the Fed will continue its program of tightening to normalize interest rates, but everyone knows that's not a problem since it indicates the economy is doing great, since otherwise the Fed wouldn't tighten.
Then there's the debt ceiling, but forget about that, the Swamp creatures of DC will fix that little annoyance.
Then there's North Korea and rocket boy, now with bio weapons to go along with his nukes, missiles, and submarines. But we'll worry about that later.
For now just pour another eggnog and head out to the Hamptons for the annual winter solstice pizza and hotdog party around the statue of Moloch. But no pinching of women allowed, in fact per tradition, no women at all. Just us guys and the cheese pizza and hotdogs. The whole gang will be there, Slick, Barky, Georgie 1 and 2, the Podesta brothers. A great time to be had by all, so bring your robes and kinky appetite and we'll supply the rest.
