A cab driver picks up a nun, then constantly looks at her in the rear view mirror. After a bit she says "can I help you?" The driver says "I've always been fascinated by the way nuns dress, what do you call it?" "A habit," she said. "And I've always wanted to kiss a nun," the driver said sheepishly. After a bit the nun said "ok, you can kiss me as long as you're Catholic and not married." The driver said he was both and pulled over. They kissed and the driver said "That was fantastic." A little farther down the road the driver said "sister, I have a confession to make. I'm Jewish and married." The nun said "I have one too. My name's Vinnie and I'm on my way to a masquerade party."
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