Any Good Jokes?

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A ninety-five-year-old man went to the doctor
for a checkup. A few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a beautiful young woman on his arm.
At his follow-up visit, the doctor said to the old man, "You seem to be having the time of your life."
"I'm only doing what you said, doctor. Get a hot momma and be cheerful."
"I didn't say that at all," the doctor replied. "I said: You've got a heart murmur. Be careful."