Any Good Jokes?

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I'm so poor................................
- at communion, I go back for seconds.

- I'm on a telemarketer blacklist of people not to call.

- I smashed open my piggy bank and found that I had just enough money in it to buy another piggy bank.

- Just about the time I think I can make ends meet, they move the ends.

- When I worked on a submarine, I couldn't keep my head above water.

- I can't afford to buy the grandkids a yo-yo. All I can afford is a yo.

- I clean the house with the hope that I'll find some loose change.

- American Express called and said, "Leave home without it !"