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Tuesday, 11/07/2017 10:09:00 AM

Tuesday, November 07, 2017 10:09:00 AM

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Me "Why don't we have sex anymore?"
My Wife: "What's all this 'we' shit?"

I was enjoying BBQ ribs at a restaurant.
Waitress: "Sir, would you like a wet nap?"
Me: "No thanks, I had one this afternoon."

Me: "Waiter!"
Waiter: "Sir?"
Me: "Could you check the toilets? My date has been gone 2 hours.
Also, her coat has been stolen”

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