Pilgrim Petroleum Corp. (PGPM)

[superheated gas]

True story here: about 10 years ago i sued Texas governor Rick Perry for some money he owed me. I had my friend who was in law school at the time listed as a co plaintiff so that he could legally work on the case on his own behalf. I literally just copied everything he did for myself (it is illegal for someone to represent you if they are not a licensed attorney). We came up with this plan as a work around to the law. 2 years later we settled for everything we wanted and more. LOL

I have to say, it was a freaking BLAST lol. Had to sign a non disclosure as part of the agreement so i have said all i can say on the matter.

If this isnt 100% true may god strike me down right now!