Any Good Jokes?

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If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what's on the outside? K9P.

I went to the supermarket to buy some alphabet soup.
They told me it was out of print.

I was in the supermarket the other day and
met a lady in the aisle where they sell generic brands.
Her name was Woman.

My wife said she was going window shopping.
She came back with a bay and two stained-glass.