My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I put my foot down. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope. I got a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work. I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs. I've been told I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people) Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.