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Re: mnfats post# 23701

Friday, 07/14/2017 4:12:49 PM

Friday, July 14, 2017 4:12:49 PM

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Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said, "I need you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

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