Nobody gives a rip nor will that Wiki mean anything. Like a shitstain on a toilet bowl, Bob has been washed away from history.
His name means no more than any anonymous baker or streetsweeper in the Grecian, Persian, or Roman empires - or any corn-mashing squaw in the Americas in the last 30,000 years.
Bob's G-O-N-E and no revision of any Wikipedia entry means a damned thing.
The ashes of what was Bob Lorsch are now well off the west coast of Central America and drifting towards the Marshall Islands. Some have sunk to the seafloor, others have been ingested by sea life and shit ~OUTT again. A few grains of Bob's ashes are prolly still in Settling Pond #3 - the Robert H. Lorsch Memorial Sludge Settling Unit at the Hyperion Sewage Treatment Plant.
The fat, short, annoying dude is G-O-N-E and nobody misses him, least of all Kira who is counting the life insurance proceeds from her sugar daddy who finally did what hundreds of people whom he swindled had wished to do for many years - blew a hole in his dome. I don't doubt that Kira was right there egging him on - "c'mon you little impotent cretin, pull the damned trigger already - I've gott a dinner date".
Bob Lorsch is GONE and the world is a better place for it. He should have popped a cap in his dome many decades ago and saved many people a lott of grief generated by his swindling and shenanigans. Bob was like that little wart or mole that you keep picking at because it annoys you - when you finally go to a derm guy to cut or freeze it off and it's GONE, you feel so much better once the source of that annoyance is gone; that was Bob Lorsch and now thankfully he's G-O-N-E.
