As I sat down next to this guy, he gave me a really strange look.
Typical, I thought. The bus is practically empty, yet I still end up sitting next to a nut case.
Technically, a slippery slope is the path of least resistance.
The average man spends five years of his life
in the bathroom. The average wife spends two years knocking on the door and asking, "Are you all right in there?"
I tried exercising, but I was allergic to it. My skin became flushed, my heart raced, and I got all sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
We'd find more missing kids if we posted their pictures on
the T-shirts of large-breasted women instead of on milk cartons.
I called a California Psychic last night
You know, the ones who say you get a free reading if it's not the best reading you've ever had......
We were a few minutes into the reading when she said, "I sense you're the Father of two lovely children".
HA! I HAD her! "No!" I replied. "I'm the Father of THREE lovely children!"
After a short pause she came back. "Ummmm Noooo you're not"
