Any Good Jokes?

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Pick- up lines - for the guys...
Wanna go in halves on a baby?
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
Excuse me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
Hey, baby, wanna play lion? Just kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Would you like gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
Are you religious, because I'm the answer to your prayers?