I'd rather go this way.... http://www.preparewise.com/food-storage/long-term-food-storage.html?campaign=164382934&networktype=g&gclid=CjwKEAjwu4_JBRDpgs2RwsCbt1MSJABOY8annheipt-Oi_3NNzealp8xyYv_YYlhJAmCfDRrmksk8hoCLbTw_wcB Buy a shack out in the Western Desert, near the mountains and live in America, the last frontier,,,lol Instead of the newspaper, I'd get the "Stansbury Press" delivered,,,lol.