Any Good Jokes?

[Quintessence]

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd
and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized
that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young
lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the
first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity
must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you
an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about
honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my
education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very
first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the
money."