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Tuesday, 05/16/2017 9:56:15 AM

Tuesday, May 16, 2017 9:56:15 AM

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The guy who invented "Take Your Child To Work Day" probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on the way to work.

$53.a night at the No Tell Motel.
I asked Why so cheap?
He said, Do you mind making your own bed?
Sounded fine until I saw the wood and nails

I had a fight with my shoelaces this morning.
It ended up in a tie.

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have a "Use By" date?

I was walking down a street & this HOT woman says, 'OMG. You're hot!!! Do me right now!'
It's true...You can ask Brad Pitt, he was right behind me.

I saw a woman earlier today who had no chin and all I could think about was how does she put pillow cases on?

When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys.

I just bought a $5 frappuccino at Starbucks and got a free 2 week supply of napkins and sugar. I guess it balances out.















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