Any Good Jokes?

[SHORENUFFSTUFF]

I just ran into my friend George.
He introduced me to his second wife.
I said "I wouldn't have picked her first either."

People who say the book is always better...
have you ever actually read "Debbie Does Dallas"?

Friendly parenting reminder...
as the weather starts to get nicer, don't forget to close the windows before you yell at your kids.

I gently slid her panties to the side....
so that I could fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.

I’m having a terrible night with my date...
and her husband.

"We'll see" = We're not gonna see.