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Wednesday, 04/26/2017 9:20:13 AM

Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:20:13 AM

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Today we’ll be discussing near-death experiences
and why not to talk to your wife or girlfriend about weight gain

Caveman discovers weed…
caveman discovers fire and the stone age begins.

My credit card was declined…
when I called Visa they asked me to verify that I was a 39 year old man buying a unicorn frappuccino.

Relationships:
Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

If you scream in a library…
people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.

Welcome to America…
where the politicians we dislike 'flip-flop on issues', but the politicians we like 'evolve.'


















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