Any Good Jokes?

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I once dated a girl who had mirrors all over her bedroom.
One day, she told me to come over and bring a bottle. I grabbed the Windex and went right over.

One time, I said to my future wife,
"For you I would climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and cross the hottest desert .....................provided it's not raining."

I used to go out with this really wild girl.
One time she made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

I once dated a homeless woman, and it got
so serious she asked me to move out with her.

I used to date a girl who wore an eye patch.
She said she wanted to stop seeing me, so I poked her in her good eye.