Just for you, excel. Have a laugh on me.
trk
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one
lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately
sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?”,
she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at me and said,
“What makes you think I’d marry another asshole??”
trkyhntr
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
--Mark Twain (1866)