SCIENCE SPIN-OFFS

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As a special feature, the display panel flashes colored lights and the word 'Jackpot' if the subject exhibits symptoms of all of the following conditions - anemia, diabetes, sleep apnea, urinary tract infections, HIV, hypertension, melanoma, shingles and strep throat and is awarded their choice of a one week all-expenses paid stay at the closest hospital ICU or a blue velvet lined oak casket (courtesy of Donley Bros. Funeral Home).