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Thursday, 03/16/2017 3:49:46 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2017 3:49:46 PM

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I was in the bar with my buddy last night and he was sighing heavily and staring into his beer glass..

"What's up dude"? I said. "You look worried"

"So would you man." he replied. "My five year old son has gone and gotten our next door neighbor's gorgeous eighteen year old daughter pregnant!"

I said "No way, that's not possible"

He replied "Yes it is! The little bastard went and stuck a pin in all my condoms"!
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