Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Lena is laying naked on the bed
Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"?
Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear".
Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses".
Ole opens the closet door.
Ole "See, here's one dress, two dress, three dress "Hello Lars", four dress, five dress".