A news team goes to the hills of Hazard Kentucky to interview someone who has always lived there and never left.
They find an old man sitting on his porch and ask him if they can question him.
He agrees, they say " what is the most exciting thing that has ever happened here in Hazard"?
He says" that would be the time that little girl got lost in the woods. Five of my buddies and I searched and searched, found her, had sex with her and returned her to her home safely"!
Shocked the news team thinks we can't print that. So they ask" what is the second most exciting thing that has happened in Hazard"?
He says" that would be the time that little sheep got lost in the woods. Five of my buddies and I searched and searched, found it, had sex with it and returned it to its home safely"!
The news team thinks, oh may God we can't print that either, Lets change the subject. So they ask " what is the worst thing that has happened to you here in Hazard"?
He says " that would be the time I got lost in the woods"!
