Financial planning.....
>
> Dan was a single guy living at home
> with his father and working
> in the family business.
>
> When he found out he was
> going to inherit a fortune
> when his sickly father died,
> he decided he needed to find
> a wife with whom to share his fortune
>
> One evening, at an investment meeting,
> he spotted the most beautiful woman
> he had ever seen.
> Her natural beauty took his breath away.
>
> "I may look like just an ordinary guy,"
> he said to her, "but in just a few years,
> my father will die
> and I will inherit $200 million."
>
> Intrigued and impressed,
> the woman asked for his business card;
> three weeks later
> she became his stepmother.
>
> Women are so much better
> at financial planning than men.
>
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