What Not to Name Your Dog
Everybody has a dog called Rover or Spot.
I call my dog “SEX” .
When I went to city hall to buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex.
He said “I'd like one too. ” But then I said “This is a dog. ” He said he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said “You don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine years old. ” He said “You must have been quite a kid.
“When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex. ...He said that every room in the place was for sex.
I said “You don't understand Sex keeps me awake at night.”
The clerk said “Me too. ” One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around.
I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. ” But you don't understand, ” I said. ...I hoped to have Sex on T.V.
He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said “Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said “Me too. ” Then I told him that after I was married Sex left. He said “Me too. ” Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?” I said I'm looking for Sex.
My case comes up Friday.
