A man walks into a library and asks for
a book on paranoia. The assistant beckons him closer, looks to the left and to the right, then whispers, "They're behind you."
A husband and wife meet in heaven.
The wife says: "We're finally together again." Her husband replies, "Girl, I'm free; the deal was 'til death do us part."
I tried grilling a chicken at lunchtime.........
"Okay, I'm only going to ask you this one more time. Why did you cross the road?"
My career as a professional rock climber
is going really well. I'm also taking a course in mattress-making, just so I'll have something to fall back on.
A woman, this time, walks into a library
and asks where the self-help section is. The Librarian replies, "kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think?"
