The Old Timers Club

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So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you
any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year
I had two short stories published in national magazines,
and I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of
skills you could apply during office hours."

Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, but that WAS during
office hours."