The Old Timers Club

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Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old
man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to
the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine
his level of awareness.

Leaning close, one asked, "Sir, do you know what we're doing
right now?"

The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the
ambulance window. "Oh," he replied, "I'd say about 50, maybe
55."