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Tuesday, 10/11/2016 11:33:12 AM

Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:33:12 AM

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An elderly man got one of those new small in-the-ear hearing aids. One morning at the breakfast table he kept saying "what?" to his wife. "There must be something wrong with your new hearing aid" she said. So she took him to the doctor where he got it. The doctor took a forceps to pull the aid out of his ear and when he did so he said "hmmm, this looks like a hemorrhoid suppository." "Well, now I know where my hearing aid is" said the man.

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